Tattooed Penis!

[nublikescake]

Now that I have your attention, enjoy this gem from the Intranetz!

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'"

 

[moshquerade]

came in expecting pic.
left, disappointed.

 

[nublikescake]

came in expecting pic.
left, disappointed.

 

[SunnyD]

came in expecting pic.
left, disappointed.

You would.

 

[ahenkel]

I asked my tattoo artist what he charged for wang tattoos he said he charges a 500 touch it fee, along with his standard 100.00 an hour rate.

 

[Alone]

I asked my tattoo artist what he charged for wang tattoos he said he charges a 500 touch it fee, along with his standard 100.00 an hour rate.

Which is totally fair.

 

[Numenorean]

When did the guy tell Wendy that he was gay?

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

I saw a man who had 'no pain' 'no gain' tattooed on his balls.

 

[HAL9000]

came in expecting pic.
left, disappointed.

This

 

[gophins72]

http://www.azcentral.com/community/scottsdale/articles/1218mayophoto1219.html

A Mayo Clinic Hospital surgeon in training used a cellphone to photograph a patient's genitals during surgery and now may face disciplinary action and a patient's attorney.

Dr. Adam Hansen, chief resident of general surgery at the Phoenix hospital, admitted to Mayo administrators he snapped the photo during a Dec. 11 gallbladder surgery on patient Sean Dubowik, whose penis bears the tattooed slogan, "Hot Rod."

After Hansen showed the photo to other members of the surgical staff, one phoned a Republic reporter on Monday and left an anonymous message about the incident.




Dubowik, 37, also first heard about the photo Monday, in a phone call from Mayo Clinic.

"I got a strange call after my surgery from a doctor who said there was a problem. He said Hansen was on the phone and would explain," said Dubowik, whose thoughts rushed to a medical complication.

Hansen told Dubowik that when he attached a catheter to the patient's member, he had shot a picture.

"He told me he didn't want me to read about it in the newspaper first," Dubowik said. Hansen claimed he erased the image almost immediately, Dubowik said.

An investigation has been under way at Mayo Clinic since a member of the surgical-support staff reported the incident last week. Hansen was not available for comment.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

This joke or variations of it is older than I am. The version I heard as a school boy had the flacid johnson showing "Shorty" and at full staff it read "Shorty's Pit Bar-b-que, Chattanooga Tennessee"

 

[Fritzo]

came in expecting pic.
left, disappointed.

Poor Mosh.

Here you go:

 

[randay]

came in expecting pic.
left, disappointed.

me too. no homo.

 

[shortylickens]

Toonis?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Oldest Joke Ever...

 

[yh125d]

In related news, google "dragon tattoo penis"

 

[Spikesoldier]

I saw a man who had 'no pain' 'no gain' tattooed on his balls.

thanks for giving us the report form the teabag perspective

 

[BrokenVisage]

Welcome Aboard!

 

[moshquerade]

Poor Mosh.

Here you go:

innnnnteresting :awe:

 

[QuantumPion]

In related news, google "dragon tattoo penis"

D:

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:wub:

 

[cKGunslinger]

In related news, google "dragon tattoo penis"

Dammit, Safesearch didn't even save me! D:

 

[QueBert]

there's a dude in my town who pretty much everyone seems to know or at least know of. He has "your name" tattooed on his dick, and he'll walk up to females and tell them "I have your name tattooed on my penis" any female who replies he shows them to prove it lol, he's gone to jail for exposing himself in public imagine that.

 

[Xstatic1]

I asked my tattoo artist what he charged for wang tattoos he said he charges a 500 touch it fee, along with his standard 100.00 an hour rate.

man, that's a steep handling fee.