Task: You have to kill a grizzly bear BUT: you can only use non-firearms

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NL5

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Originally posted by: hevnsnt
I can kill a bear with a sharp stick.

When the bear comes up on hind legs, you put sharp stick on ground with sharp point going up.. When he comes down to attack, he will stab himself.

"The Edge" ????????
 

LordMorpheus

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I'm thinking large chainsaw.

The noise alone would probably frighten the bear off.

And, of couse, a complete kevlar suit so the worst the bear could do is bat me around some, maybe break some ribs, but once I get that chainsaw in his gut its over.
 

amoeba

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Originally posted by: StrangerGuy
Wail of the Banshee. Bear must make fortitude save of DC40 or die.



thats not a melee weapon.

and damn there are a lot of D&D players here.