I can just imagine the calls on Coast to Coast AM now...
Art Bell: East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
Caller: Art?
Art: Yes Caller, this is you.
Caller: Art, the aliens, they tasered me...
Art: Tasered you?
Caller: Yes, they have these little scout craft that must come out from the mothership. It was about the size of a plate and was silvery and made a humming noise. Next thing I knew it had shot me with these little darts and started shocking me. After 3 or 4 shocks I blacked out and that is all I can remember.
I can only imagine that they took me back to their ship and did all sorts of experiments on me.