tara reid on shark week's shark after dark...

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purbeast0

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did anyone just see her on that show? she is a complete nutball. wtf happened to her she isn't even close to being hot anymore either. she was either completely wasted or high on something else. ian ziering and the host had almost a scared look on their face 1/2 the time she was talking. she was making no sense 1/2 the shit she said too. then she totally missed a line on the "sharks on a plane" skit.

she said "lets get these mother f'ing off this mother f'ing plane" didn't even say sharks.
 

Slew Foot

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drugs happened.


and didnt she have some really bad botched boob job or something?
 

mcurphy

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Yeah, she is definitely drunk, or on some drug! Link includes video.


http://gawker.com/heres-a-good-ramble-about-whale-sharks-by-tara-reid-1050582605


Because of SharkNado, people have been paying more attention to Tara Reid lately, and because of that, she is having a great time. Tonight, she appeared on Shark After Dark, a live show that is new to the Discovery Channel's Shark Week lineup, which now exists solely to mock you and your childhood dreams of enlightenment through this annual exploration of the deep.

At one point during the live broadcast, Tara Reid decided to inform everyone of her earlier cram session regarding sharks. You know you're in for a good story when it begins, "Today, I was like, all right, I don't wanna, like, sound stupid when I do this show today, like..." I love a girl who shows her hand at the start of the game.

So she learned a little education on sharks, specifically about whale sharks, which (spoiler alert) are not made from sharks and whales having sex. In this one-minute monologue Tara doesn't so much go full-Anna Nicole as she goes quarter-Anna Nicole. Still, that's a lot.

There should be a show whose sole premise is Tara Reid talking. Wouldn't have to be a full half hour. Could be a 15-minute Adult Swim-type deal. Five-minute interstitials on IFC. Whatever. You know she'd do it.
 
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T9D

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She's hella hot still. She seems nice. She's just....a bit dumb is all.
 

Doppel

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SHe is not hot. she looks worn out like a thousand men screwed her in a row.

Also, despite her vastly sum of $50k paid for her performance in Sharknado, they don't even want her back for a second one.
 

Strk

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So we get a fake documentary on megalodon and now we get Tara Reid?

Who here is old enough to remember when Shark Week was good?
 

z1ggy

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Welp, shark week just officially hit rock bottom. I used to respect and enjoy this week... But now I feel like it just took a wet dook all over me and enjoyed doing it.
 

Vdubchaos

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I just watched the video (glad I didn't watch it on TV).....she looks/sounds like a crackhead to me (skinny/boney and rambles on about stupid shit).

Welp, shark week just officially hit rock bottom. I used to respect and enjoy this week... But now I feel like it just took a wet dook all over me and enjoyed doing it.

I agree, although they still have some decent footage.

What really pisses me off is the twitter BS. WTF? I don't want to see other peoples BS, thx Discovery
 

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Welp, shark week just officially hit rock bottom. I used to respect and enjoy this week... But now I feel like it just took a wet dook all over me and enjoyed doing it.
Agreed. Discovery has lost all pretense of being educational. It's now just yet another "reality" TV network (i.e. scripted content without good writers or good actors).

And then there's the fake documentary they ran: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-57...how-gets-panned-for-being-a-fake-documentary/
 
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purbeast0

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So we get a fake documentary on megalodon and now we get Tara Reid?

Who here is old enough to remember when Shark Week was good?

it was a 10 minute bit at the end of the 4th hour of shows. every night the 4th hour is "shark after dark" where it's basically a late night talk show with guests who are shark related. the first 2 guys were mark cuban and michael something, the one who was on the show prior tagging sharks at guadalupe island. then the next one was the guy in the navy who lost a arm and leg on the "i survived jaws" show that aired earlier in the night too, and he was a very inspirational guy.

the last 2 were ian ziering and tara reid, since they were on the sharknado movie, which whether you admit it or not, is a b-movie hit.

it's obvious that you haven't even watched shark week to jump to this conclusion, as it's obvious with some other posters in this thread.
 

Vdubchaos

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it was a 10 minute bit at the end of the 4th hour of shows. every night the 4th hour is "shark after dark" where it's basically a late night talk show with guests who are shark related. the first 2 guys were mark cuban and michael something, the one who was on the show prior tagging sharks at guadalupe island. then the next one was the guy in the navy who lost a arm and leg on the "i survived jaws" show that aired earlier in the night too, and he was a very inspirational guy.

the last 2 were ian ziering and tara reid, since they were on the sharknado movie, which whether you admit it or not, is a b-movie hit.

it's obvious that you haven't even watched shark week to jump to this conclusion, as it's obvious with some other posters in this thread.

So Discovery is trying to be like "The Walking Dead" with the "after show" crap.

People actually watch this shit? How pathetic
 

purbeast0

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So Discovery is trying to be like "The Walking Dead" with the "after show" crap.

People actually watch this shit? How pathetic

yeah, 5 shows in 5 days that are talk shows related to sharks, during shark week, is similar to 12 shows in 12 weeks that recap a 1 hour prior episode of a tv show.

they both sound identical.
 
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