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Ok, why on EARTH does anyone go tanning?? It does NOT make you look better. You look orangish brown. Never in the history of sex has ANY guy said 'you know what I want tonight? A lady with blond hair...blue eyes....and skin the color of a rotting pumpkin'. Even the 'best' tanning salons aren't going to give you a natrual looking tan.
I've heard idiots say 'oooh I'm building up a base tan before I go on vacation' or some trash like that. Wrong. Tanning is damage to your skin plain & simple. You don't want to burn at the beach? Wear sunblock dumbass. Saying you're building up a base-tan is like throwing yourself through a glass window and then telling everyone you're building up base-injuries before driving without a seat-belt.
Or what's even worse, you have some polish or Irish girl that can't tan, they just turn red....and they KEEP GOING TANNING. They end up looking like under-cooked pork roasts. Blech. Yeah you're really sexy. Irish pride. Dip ******. Or heaven forbid they're actually part italian or spanish or something so they CAN tan, then they end up 7 shades darker than anyone in their entire family tree, and 3 shades darker than anyone on mine, and I'm Sicilian.
I can't stand when I'm walkin down the street...see a girl that looks vaguely hispanic walkin towards me...then I see blonde hair...and like grey eyes....and she's about 50...and when I get closer her skin looks like a cracked leather glove....And then she starts talkin to me she turns out to actually be 25. And she actually thinks she looks GOOD?!? Plus you're basically paying someone to give you cancer. No matter how you cut it, it's not healthy. Not since the cigarette companies has an industry had such good P.R. They basically have jacktards (I'm combining the words jackass and retard especially for these morons) forking over money hand over fist to make them look like they're in end stage liver-failure, ruin their skin, prematurely age them, AND give them cancer.
Now I'm sure some ladies are going to chime in with "oooh my MAN likes it..my MAN LOVES WHEN I'M TAN'. No he doesn't. He knows that if he tells your vapid leather-skinned orange-brown tanned ass that you look like the Great Pumpkin after it's been sitting on his porch for 6 weeks that he's not going to be getting ANY for a looooong ass time.
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Ok, why on EARTH does anyone go tanning?? It does NOT make you look better. You look orangish brown. Never in the history of sex has ANY guy said 'you know what I want tonight? A lady with blond hair...blue eyes....and skin the color of a rotting pumpkin'. Even the 'best' tanning salons aren't going to give you a natrual looking tan.
I've heard idiots say 'oooh I'm building up a base tan before I go on vacation' or some trash like that. Wrong. Tanning is damage to your skin plain & simple. You don't want to burn at the beach? Wear sunblock dumbass. Saying you're building up a base-tan is like throwing yourself through a glass window and then telling everyone you're building up base-injuries before driving without a seat-belt.
Or what's even worse, you have some polish or Irish girl that can't tan, they just turn red....and they KEEP GOING TANNING. They end up looking like under-cooked pork roasts. Blech. Yeah you're really sexy. Irish pride. Dip ******. Or heaven forbid they're actually part italian or spanish or something so they CAN tan, then they end up 7 shades darker than anyone in their entire family tree, and 3 shades darker than anyone on mine, and I'm Sicilian.
I can't stand when I'm walkin down the street...see a girl that looks vaguely hispanic walkin towards me...then I see blonde hair...and like grey eyes....and she's about 50...and when I get closer her skin looks like a cracked leather glove....And then she starts talkin to me she turns out to actually be 25. And she actually thinks she looks GOOD?!? Plus you're basically paying someone to give you cancer. No matter how you cut it, it's not healthy. Not since the cigarette companies has an industry had such good P.R. They basically have jacktards (I'm combining the words jackass and retard especially for these morons) forking over money hand over fist to make them look like they're in end stage liver-failure, ruin their skin, prematurely age them, AND give them cancer.
Now I'm sure some ladies are going to chime in with "oooh my MAN likes it..my MAN LOVES WHEN I'M TAN'. No he doesn't. He knows that if he tells your vapid leather-skinned orange-brown tanned ass that you look like the Great Pumpkin after it's been sitting on his porch for 6 weeks that he's not going to be getting ANY for a looooong ass time.
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