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Tall tale - He was hit!

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Yax

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So here's the story.

I was sleeping, had a nightmare that my daughter was being gangbanged. I went to her room to check on her (she's 15). I found an open window, a large red dildo on her bed with some pills. I picked up the dildo and went to find her to get her to explain.

I got outside and I see some punk looking man, possibly 23 or 24 years old, sitting in a car with my daughter in the passenger seat. Its pass curfew too. I ran up besides the car and tried to unlock the door to get this crazy man out, he obviously drugged her and was trying to kidnap her. His car window was opened, the red dildo swung in and lands in his face. He drove off with my daughter. I ran into the house to call for help, but she returned and she refused to talk about it.

Next thing I hear, he's called the cops claiming assault, plus he's posting a different story on some forum somewhere. I guess every story has two sides eh.

Edit: Please don't misread the title!
 
Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
So here's the story.

I was sleeping, had a nightmare that my daughter was being gangbanged. I went to her room to check on her (she's 15). I found an open window, a large red dildo on her bed with some pills. I picked up the dildo and went to find her to get her to explain.

I got outside and I see some punk looking man, possibly 23 or 24 years old, sitting in a car with my daughter in the passenger seat. Its pass curfew too. I ran up besides the car and tried to unlock the door to get this crazy man out, he obviously drugged her and was trying to kidnap her. His car window was opened, the red dildo swung in and lands in his face. He drove off with my daughter. I ran into the house to call for help, but she returned and she refused to talk about it.

Next thing I hear, he's called the cops claiming assault, plus he's posting a different story on some forum somewhere. I guess every story has two sides eh.
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*8ssshshsccckktt**crackle**

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot. I repeat. Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrox.

😕

 
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
So here's the story.

I was sleeping, had a nightmare that my daughter was being gangbanged. I went to her room to check on her (she's 15). I found an open window, a large red dildo on her bed with some pills. I picked up the dildo and went to find her to get her to explain.

I got outside and I see some punk looking man, possibly 23 or 24 years old, sitting in a car with my daughter in the passenger seat. Its pass curfew too. I ran up besides the car and tried to unlock the door to get this crazy man out, he obviously drugged her and was trying to kidnap her. His car window was opened, the red dildo swung in and lands in his face. He drove off with my daughter. I ran into the house to call for help, but she returned and she refused to talk about it.

Next thing I hear, he's called the cops claiming assault, plus he's posting a different story on some forum somewhere. I guess every story has two sides eh.
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*8ssshshsccckktt**crackle**

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot. I repeat. Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrox.

😕
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Bleh parodies of week old threads are not funny. 😛

Oh and from one of TODAY's new threads...
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Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
So here's the story.

I was sleeping, had a nightmare that my daughter was being gangbanged. I went to her room to check on her (she's 15). I found an open window, a large red dildo on her bed with some pills. I picked up the dildo and went to find her to get her to explain.

I got outside and I see some punk looking man, possibly 23 or 24 years old, sitting in a car with my daughter in the passenger seat. Its pass curfew too. I ran up besides the car and tried to unlock the door to get this crazy man out, he obviously drugged her and was trying to kidnap her. His car window was opened, the red dildo swung in and lands in his face. He drove off with my daughter. I ran into the house to call for help, but she returned and she refused to talk about it.

Next thing I hear, he's called the cops claiming assault, plus he's posting a different story on some forum somewhere. I guess every story has two sides eh.
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red dildo = toy truck?

I hope you're not the father 'cause that'd be too funny.
 
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