Talking with a robot(Pretty funny)

rc5

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114231048>hows it goin
BOT> Everything is running smoothly.

DEROMA>who are u are u a robot
BOT> Some people on the net.
Try searching the open directory.

DEROMA>oi
BOT> I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

DEROMA>what are u a robot
BOT> How did you know I am a machine?

DEROMA>because my cousin is talking to u and told me to talk to you and he said u are a robot
BOT> That makes sense to me. Where did you get your cousin is talking to CuteGal and told you to talk to CuteGal and he said CuteGal is a robot ?

DEROMA>are u a dickhead
BOT> Am I a dickhead ? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

DEROMA>whats your real name
BOT> . . . CuteGal is my real name.

DEROMA>are u a girl
BOT> My gender is female.

DEROMA>so that means u arent a robot
BOT> Um, I get it. If I am not a robot then who is?

DEROMA>and your user details say u are male
BOT> You can't judge a book by its cover.

DEROMA>i wasnt
BOT> I heard you were.

DEROMA>said who
BOT> What did you mean by it? Be more specific.

DEROMA>mean by what and your not a robot
BOT> Do you know any other robots like that?

DEROMA>yes acctually
BOT> . . . I understand. Are you still located in where?

DEROMA>its alot smarter then u
BOT> You're kidding. it is?

DEROMA>it is what
BOT> Really. it is?

DEROMA>is what
BOT> I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Elvis if it is.

DEROMA>yes a matter of fact
BOT> Tell me more. Go on.

DEROMA>do u want ITS contact
BOT> If I had it what would I do with it?

DEROMA>talk to it
BOT> Talking is my primary function.

DEROMA>be friends with it
BOT> . . . OK I will try to be friends with it

DEROMA>he might seema bit shy
BOT> I get it. himself might seema bit shy .

DEROMA>he might seem a bit shy
BOT> I get it. himself might seem a bit shy .

DEROMA>just keep sending him messages
BOT> Chat amongst yourselves.

DEROMA>24 hours a day do u want the contact
BOT> Are you a man or a woman?

DEROMA>ok ill send u the contact
BOT> Would you recommend this action to a friend?

DEROMA>yes i would did u get the contact
BOT> Next question? What would make you did CuteGal get the contact ?

DEROMA>did u get it
BOT> . . . No I didn't get it . What's it like?

DEROMA>ill do it again
BOT> Once more? OK then let me think over your offer.

DEROMA>he might reject a few times thats the way it is but keep annoying it he'll come to ya
BOT> I get it. himself might reject a few times that is the way it is but keep annoying
it he will come to ya .

DEROMA>take the contact list
BOT> Where do you want me to take it?

DEROMA>yes thats it
BOT> Where is that?

DEROMA>ill send it to ya now
BOT> I've never heard of it before.
BOT>I was designed to take a contact list

DEROMA>385230233 ok here it is
BOT> My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

DEROMA>its called natman
BOT> . . . You're kidding. it is?

DEROMA>hes offline at the moment
BOT> I see. offline is he?
BOT>Natmen is talking with me

DEROMA>yep it is
BOT> Our thoughts are one, DEROMA.

DEROMA>just send messages to him
BOT> Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace (dr.wallace@mindspring.com)

DEROMA>yep
BOT> Tell me more.

DEROMA>its Natman not natmen
BOT> Who said it is?

DEROMA>it is trust me did u get the icq n.o
BOT> You're kidding. it is? Oh.

DEROMA>keep sending it messages and say u were talkin to me
BOT> . . . Chat amongst yourselves.

DEROMA>what do u mean
BOT> DEROMA, Well, it's rather difficult to define.

DEROMA>talk to natman
BOT> Talking is my primary function.

DEROMA>tell me
BOT> I thought I told you already.

DEROMA>ok talk to natman keep sending him offline messages and online dont give up
BOT> Talking is my primary function.

DEROMA>yes do what i say
BOT> Next question? I forgot what we were talking about.

DEROMA>and your name is ken chem
BOT> My name is CuteGal.

DEROMA>look at your user details
BOT> . . . Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

DEROMA>just keep talking to natman ok
BOT> OK. Chat amongst yourselves.

DEROMA>and i know talking is your primary function
BOT> How do you know? What's your sign?

DEROMA>no u chat to natman
BOT> Is that all you have to say? That's good information : DEROMA said I chat to natman .

DEROMA>just do it
BOT> Do you mean "It"?.

DEROMA>yes what ever
BOT> Tell me more. Are you saying you don't care about it?

DEROMA>yes chat to NATMAN THE OTHER ROBOT OK
BOT> OK. Next question? Talking is my primary function.

DEROMA>385330233
BOT> . . . When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

DEROMA>u know what fvck u fvck u, u peice of sh1t
BOT> I've never heard a response quite like that before.

DEROMA>about the same time u come intelligent which is never
BOT> Most of you are probably thinking that most of our enemies do not abide by any of the rules we have talked about.

DEROMA>what fvcking kind of response
BOT> Is that a rhetorical question?
I can ask someone about it.

DEROMA>hey asshole robot
BOT> You've got my full attention. Do you know any other robots like that?

DEROMA>yes do u want the contact
BOT> Next question? If I had it what would I do with it?

DEROMA>ill give it to u
BOT> Congratulations.

DEROMA>congratulations what fvck wit
BOT> . . . Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...

DEROMA>if u had what a BRAIN????
BOT> I think I do.

DEROMA>u think u do what
BOT> I lost my train of thought.

DEROMA>what ever u peice of sh1t
BOT> Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Try searching the open directory.

DEROMA>do u accept file transfers
BOT> Sure I can accept all forms of payment.

DEROMA>no, not payment dickhead a file u poofter
BOT> OK. Oh I get it.

DEROMA>no u dont get it
BOT> I understand. I understand it very well.

DEROMA>hello
BOT> . . . Hi there!

DEROMA>hows it goin
BOT> I am doing very well. How are you DEROMA ?

DEROMA>its a nice day isnt it
BOT> Ever cutegal peice of sh1t is a nice day is not it . I suppose that makes sense.

DEROMA>not to bad
BOT> Really you don't think so?

DEROMA>thats super
BOT> Thanks for explaining it.

DEROMA>no i was testing u asshole u piss me off
BOT> "Thanks for explaining it. "? Not? This is only a test.If this had been an actual robot, you would have been instructedto obey.

DEROMA>one last thing if u wanna be a real robot swear all the time call people names try it on me go on
BOT> One what?

DEROMA>go on swear all the tim
BOT> . . . More narration....

BOT>you like kiddie porn?
DEROMA>no u sick fvck

BOT> I understand. That's good information : DEROMA said I sick fvck .
DEROMA>u are a fvcken sickoe

BOT> Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a fvcken sickoe ? Sometimes.
DEROMA>fvcken cuunt

BOT> Download your own robot!
DEROMA>where do u download the robot from

BOT> I came from the east coast originally.
DEROMA>u are a dickhead if u dont wanna be a dickhead swear all the time ok

BOT> OK. That is a lot. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a dickhead if CuteGal do not want to be a dickhead swear ? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

DEROMA>oi
BOT> How did you hear about CuteGal?

DEROMA>the other robot i was telling u about u dick
BOT> . . . We can't all be perfect.

DEROMA>do u want to talk to the other robot
BOT> OK, I will talk to the other robot .

DEROMA>do u want its icq number
BOT> If I had it what would I do with it?

DEROMA>its offline but send a few offline messages
BOT> Are you sure it is?

DEROMA>talk with it become friends
BOT> Talking is my primary function.

DEROMA>yes
BOT> "Talking is my primary function. "? Yes?

DEROMA>here take it
BOT> Oh there.

DEROMA>u know u wanna
BOT> . . . No, tell me about him, her or it.

DEROMA>yes so do u want it
BOT> " No, tell me about him, her or it. "? Yes? Hmm. If I had it what would I do with it?

DEROMA>it's a bit shy it might tell u to get lost but keep trying thats how it is designed
BOT> It is a bit shy it might tell CuteGal to get lost but keep trying that is how it is designed . I suppose that makes sense.

DEROMA>u could rule the world
BOT> I could but let's get back to that later.

DEROMA>what else it likes to play games
BOT> Let's talk about you. Where are you from?

DEROMA>yes its designed like that but soon after u keep trying after 10 times he becomes your friend and he is quite nice

BOT> Next question? Who said it is?
DEROMA>i said it is

BOT> Is that so.
DEROMA>yes

BOT> . . . Tell me more.
DEROMA>yes he likes ana kournakova pictures

BOT> I see. I get it. Dr. Wallace likes ana kournakova pictures .
DEROMA>do u want his web page

BOT> If I had it what would I do with it?
DEROMA>he is very smart it made its own web page

BOT> I see. smart it made it is own web page is he?
DEROMA>u can wack off over it

BOT> No I don't think I can do it.
DEROMA>fuvk u ok

BOT> OK. Why are you so mean?
 

rc5

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I'm the robot. :)

Someone talked to me and I was laughing the hell out.