talking to co-worker, she's standing up...

[brainhulk]

while i'm sitting in my chair. And instead of saying it, she sprays it into my eye. arrrrggghgggh!
i got spit bukake'd!!!!!

am I gonna get teh pink eye?

 

[Krazy4Real]

is she hot?

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Pepper spray? She must be a hard ass.

 

[brainhulk]

is she hot?

i thought she fairly attractive before. But now i'm just worried about teh pink eye. I don't know where the hell that mouth has been.

time to find the eyewash

 

[cerebusPu]

you have no idea where that mouth has been before you.

 

[darkxshade]

It ain't spit, you got eye snowballed... Eyeballed? Hows it feel to experience the love juices of another man in your own view?

 

[mb]

No, you won't get pinkeye.


But that's only because your eye is actually going to fall out.


Sorry man. I hope you have good insurance.

 

[ViviTheMage]

you got raped

 

[SagaLore]

while i'm sitting in my chair. And instead of saying it, she sprays it into my eye. arrrrggghgggh!
i got spit bukake'd!!!!!

am I gonna get teh pink eye?

Depends, was she facing away from you when you got sprayed?

 

[Renob]

lol Eyeballed