Taliban Prisoner Joke (If you think that calling a Jewish person a Jew is racism, then don't bother to read this.)

brxndxn

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A Taliban prisoner at the AlQaeda containment camp was very sick. None of the American doctors were able to aid him - though they tried thier darndest. A group of the doctors got together in a meeting and discussed his symptoms. Then an Arab-American doctor stood up and said he would take care of him. The rest of the doctors gave him their luck.

The Arab-American doctor met with the sick Taliban prisoner and told him to get a bucket, fill it with sh|t, and stick his head in it. The Taliban prisoner thought this was an unusual form of treatment - but he did as prescribed. Sure enough, he felt much better. His cure seemed nothing short of a miracle. The doctors all got together and decided to ask the Arab-American doctor what was wrong with him.

The Arab-American doctor replied, "He was homesick."
 

StinkyMeat

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*sigh* It's attitudes like this that started this whole mess in the first place. Way to continue the hate.
 

TallBill

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<< *sigh* It's attitudes like this that started this whole mess in the first place. Way to continue the hate. >>

oh get off yer high horse and laugh
 

Infos

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<< *sigh* It's attitudes like this that started this whole mess in the first place. Way to continue the hate. >>



Screw turning the other cheek
Screw the Taliban
They are worse than animals and they deserve to be exterminated

Kill every last one of them :disgust::|
 

TallBill

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btw, jokes dont equate to hate... i think racist jokes of any kind are frickin hilarious.. but it doesnt mean that i think like the joke does
 

StinkyMeat

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I didn't view this joke as one against the Taliban. I saw it as equating their land with sh*t. Other people live there. It's really degrading. It's just kinda mean, that's all. I don't mean to be all high-and-mighty, I just don't really see the need for this joke.

I don't like the Taliban either people...how could I? Racism and stereotypes are not going to help our matters....
 

StinkyMeat

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<< shut it meat, it was a funny joke, laugh >>



The only laughing I'm doing is when your mom tickles me in that oh so special place.

 

gopunk

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I saw it as equating their land with sh*t. Other people live there. It's really degrading. It's just kinda mean, that's all.

well that's great, but the rest of us saw it as a joke, it was intended to be a joke, and if you didn't see it as a joke, now you know it is a joke.
 

iamwiz82

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I'm crying for afghanistan on the inside, i really am.

rolleye.gif
 

piku

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<< The only laughing I'm doing is when your mom tickles me in that oh so special place. >>


Well that basically invalidates everything you have said this thread.
 

WageSlave

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*sigh* It's attitudes like this that started this whole mess in the first place. Way to continue the hate.


I agree... it does equate their land to sh*t.... not very funny IMHO...


Well that basically invalidates everything you have said this thread.


how so? that is probably one of the oft made logical mistakes. If someone kills someone, and then points out that killing is injust, it does mkae him a hypocrite, but it doesnt make his statement about the injustice of murder any less valid.


If I had to guess I would say that he responded in that manner only because he was being lynched. If you re read most of what was written, he politley stated that he thought it was in bad taste. Most of the responses to him were downright rude and in some cases mean.
Why must you be insulting simply because someone disagrees with you?
 

Jzero

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<< Why must you be insulting simply because someone disagrees with you? >>


It's the ATOT way, silly! I'm still waiting for someone to equate him to Hitler :)
 

WageSlave

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btw, jokes dont equate to hate... i think racist jokes of any kind are frickin hilarious.. but it doesnt mean that i think like the joke does


It seems that actually they DO equate to hate, or at least a deep disrespect.
If you do not feel that hate, or derision, then why do you laugh? Why is the belittlement of other people so funny to you?
 

chibchakan

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I think most Afghans would agree their homeland at this moment in time is a sh!tty place to live.
 

gopunk

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Why must you be insulting simply because someone disagrees with you?

because the subject line was worded to specifically make sure that those who are easily offended know what they're getting into. it's pretty clear that the original poster is not interested in hearing people whine.
 

gopunk

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It seems that actually they DO equate to hate, or at least a deep disrespect.

two very different things...

If you do not feel that hate, or derision, then why do you laugh? Why is the belittlement of other people so funny to you?

who said anything about belittlement? i laughed because i thought it was clever, not because we're equating some country to sh!t.
 

Jzero

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<< If you do not feel that hate, or derision, then why do you laugh? Why is the belittlement of other people so funny to you? >>


I'll bite:
Because it's FUNNY. Every joke has a butt. When the butt is me, I laugh just as much as when the butt is someone else.
 

Capn

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"sigh* It's attitudes like this that started this whole mess in the first place. "

Bin Laden didn't decide to attack America because of our disrespect for that hole-in-the-ground known as afghanistan.
It's more like this:
He doesn't like Western Culture
He doesn't like Western Influence in the Arab World
He doesn't like the fact Saudi Arabia turned to the U.S. for help in the Gulf War
He wants to topple western friendly arab regimes and instill Taliban-esque governments

How do any of these relate to a silly joke? That's right, they don't.