Tales from the shop class... (somewhat funny ricer story)

[Jmmsbnd007]

Ok, I was in shop class today with some ricer people that I talk with during shop class. There's this little annoying kid that we really hate, and he starts spouting off about how he knows more about cars than us. So we ask him a couple questions...
First, we ask him what RPM stands for. He doesn't know. Then we ask him what the difference between a V-6 and a V-8 is. He says the V-8 is smaller But the kicker? I heard the ricer n00bs say "Sheesh, everyone knows a V-6 has 6 valves per cylinder and a V-8 has 8 valves per cylinder! I wanted to throw up.

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

Come on now, everyone likes to bash ricers!

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Jmmsbnd007
Come on now, everyone likes to bash ricers!

Unfortunately, being stupid != being a ricer.

amish

 

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Jmmsbnd007
Come on now, everyone likes to bash ricers!

Unfortunately, being stupid != being a ricer.

amish

You're right...all ricers are stupid, but not all stupid people are ricers.

 

[crab]

ha ha ha ha ha ha. . .

 

[Radiohead]

I take it this thread isn't going where you initially intended it to go

 

[H34D0N]

OMG what an idiot

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: AvesPKS

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Jmmsbnd007
Come on now, everyone likes to bash ricers!

Unfortunately, being stupid != being a ricer.

amish

You're right...all ricers are stupid, but not all stupid people are ricers.

 

[nakedfrog]

I was searching for specs on my engine, and someone had posted that it had 460 HP because the engine is a 460.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: toant103

Originally posted by: AvesPKS

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Jmmsbnd007
Come on now, everyone likes to bash ricers!

Unfortunately, being stupid != being a ricer.

amish

You're right...all people are stupid, but not all people are ricers.

^fixed^

 

[Brutuskend]

Reminds me of something that happend to me in H/S.

I went out the the parking lot one day after school and there are a bunch of guys standing around a car with the hood up.

I go over to see what's up. Well someone had switched a couple of wires around on this guys dist. by the time I got there, all the wires from the left bank were going to the left side of the dist. and visa versa. I had to explain firing order to the guys, show them the place on the intake Man. that lists the firing order, etc... then I walked off

I doubt they EVER got it running that night, no doubt had it towed home.

 

[Apathetic]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I was searching for specs on my engine, and someone had posted that it had 460 HP because the engine is a 460.

That is so sad...

Dave

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

so because someone doesn't know something about cars, they're a "ricer" you are an idiot. wow you know what av-6 is and a v-8 oh j00 r teh l33t.

There are stupid people that drive and think they know everything about american cars to. Like the video of the "rotary mustang GTR".

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Jmmsbnd007
Come on now, everyone likes to bash ricers!

Unfortunately, being stupid != being a ricer.

amish

No, the ricer guys who asked the question...

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

Apparently I misworded it, the guys asking the questions are ricers... you know, NAWWWWSSSS on a civic, etc...

 

[ddwbi0]

Originally posted by: Jmmsbnd007
. So we ask him a couple questions...
First, we ask him what RPM stands for. He doesn't know. T.

Originally posted by: Jmmsbnd007
Apparently I misworded it, the guys asking the questions are ricers

So....you are a ricer, and you are making fun of the non ricer b/c he doesnt know as much about cars as you do?

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Reminds me of something that happend to me in H/S.

I went out the the parking lot one day after school and there are a bunch of guys standing around a car with the hood up.

I go over to see what's up. Well someone had switched a couple of wires around on this guys dist. by the time I got there, all the wires from the left bank were going to the left side of the dist. and visa versa. I had to explain firing order to the guys, show them the place on the intake Man. that lists the firing order, etc... then I walked off

I doubt they EVER got it running that night, no doubt had it towed home.

I would have had it towed. Working on cars has never interested me...I can reline my brakes, change my oil and a couple of other minor things but that's it.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I was searching for specs on my engine, and someone had posted that it had 460 HP because the engine is a 460.

So wait....that isn't what it means!?

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
so because someone doesn't know something about cars, they're a "ricer" you are an idiot. wow you know what av-6 is and a v-8 oh j00 r teh l33t.

There are stupid people that drive and think they know everything about american cars to. Like the video of the "rotary mustang GTR".

There are hundreds of subjects that I know little to nothing about,
I just keep my mouth shut about them, and no one is any the wiser.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Cyberian

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
so because someone doesn't know something about cars, they're a "ricer" you are an idiot. wow you know what av-6 is and a v-8 oh j00 r teh l33t.

There are stupid people that drive and think they know everything about american cars to. Like the video of the "rotary mustang GTR".

There are hundreds of subjects that I know little to nothing about,
I just keep my mouth shut about them, and no one is any the wiser.

Confuscious (sp?) say

"better to be thought a fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubt."

 

[prodigy]

Originally posted by: ddwbi0

Originally posted by: Jmmsbnd007
. So we ask him a couple questions...
First, we ask him what RPM stands for. He doesn't know. T.

Originally posted by: Jmmsbnd007
Apparently I misworded it, the guys asking the questions are ricers

So....you are a ricer, and you are making fun of the non ricer b/c he doesnt know as much about cars as you do?

OWN3D

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

Originally posted by: ddwbi0

Originally posted by: Jmmsbnd007
. So we ask him a couple questions...
First, we ask him what RPM stands for. He doesn't know. T.

Originally posted by: Jmmsbnd007
Apparently I misworded it, the guys asking the questions are ricers

So....you are a ricer, and you are making fun of the non ricer b/c he doesnt know as much about cars as you do?

Fine. I told a kid the questions and HE asked the n00b. Do I have to get technical? You will lose if I do. Also, you'd think I wouldn't call myself a ricer, much less insult myself and after being on ATOT for quite a while, knowing that ricers = suck.

 

[Spac3d]

:QThat is pretty funny

 

[dethman]

wait are you in like 7th grade?

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: Radiohead
I take it this thread isn't going where you initially intended it to go

(if there was a 'biggest grin' emoticon i would be using it right now )