Talents you wish you had.

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Mr.IncrediblyBored

Mr.IncrediblyBored

Lifer
Jun 18, 2000
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Everybody I know wishes they were better at something. Well, my question to you all is, what do you wish you were talented at? It could be anything - music, art, speaking, etc.

Strangely enough, I've always wanted to be able to sing (I sound like a bullfrog having sex with a lawnmower).


(searched for "talent" and "wish" in both current and archived messages and didn't find a thread quite like this - at least nothing recent)
 
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Goosemaster

Lifer
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Seriously, I play both Violin and the Saxophone and am only moderately good on both...something I wish I was better at
 
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Goosemaster

Lifer
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Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Ability to do pushups with my 21st finger....
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Cock pushups? :D
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LOTFLMAO!! Ahhaa...


I prefer subtly in my words but touche:D


EDIT: Unless you're sick and twisted and are thinking about man-handling fowl
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murphy55d

murphy55d

Lifer
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I wish I had the skating ability of Sergei Fedorov.

Just so I could 0wn everyone around here in hockey. :D
 
Mr.IncrediblyBored

Mr.IncrediblyBored

Lifer
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With this many armchair comedians, its a wonder how any topic gets a serious reply. :D

If not singing, then maybe sports. I love football and volleyball, and I play a lot of both. I'd love to be good enough to go pro in either.
 
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NewSc2

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wish i could play the guitar really well and i guess sing better

then i wouldn't need to worry about going to college, just make platinum cd's :)
 
Azraele

Azraele

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I get great ideas for artwork, but I do not have the talent to put them to paper. It's liks the signal gets lost between my brain and my hands. It's so frustrating. So if I could have a talent, it'd be that, the ability to put down my ideas into art.
 
Mr.IncrediblyBored

Mr.IncrediblyBored

Lifer
Jun 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: Azraele
I get great ideas for artwork, but I do not have the talent to put them to paper. It's liks the signal gets lost between my brain and my hands. It's so frustrating. So if I could have a talent, it'd be that, the ability to put down my ideas into art.
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Be greatful you're imaginative enough to think of these great ideas. For anything artsy, like music or drawing, I have absolutely no skills whatsoever, and it sucks. :frown:
 
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Jfur

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I really wish I could fart on command like guys. Because when they start having farting contests in public next time I'd like to shock and embarrass them by going really close and letting one rip. Then maybe they'd understand how repulsive farting contests are and I could "return" the gift.

Back to reality,I really want to, and plan to, learn Mandarin.
 
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Lola

i want to sing beautifully. not like some "pop princess" either. i want a beautiful voice
 
Nocturnal

Nocturnal

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i definately wish i had the skills to make it to the nba/nfl/nhl.

also, i wish i was a creative artist that could put together a phat webpage and get a good job doing that for the rest of my life.

oh, also born into a pimp family would be nice.
 
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