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Take this test. Do YOU have a dirty MIND? (Brutuskend)

1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts.

3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.

4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open.

5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

6. When I go in, I can produce pain. I cause you to spit, and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.

7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.

9. I go in hard. I come out soft. You like to blow me.

10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news.

11. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.

12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

13. My business is done in briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it.
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Do you have your answers ready?





Look below to see how you did.







ANSWERS

1. Nose
2. Peanut Butter
3. A Crane
4. The Titanic
5. A Tent
6. A Dentist
7. A Wedding Ring
8. An Elevator
9. Chewing Gum
10. News Paper Boy
11. A Glove
12. An Arrow
13. An Attorney
 
8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.

On me? I would have thought people go in a lift, not on one 😛

(I know it doesn't work if you change it, but it doesn't really ring true as it is)
 
I didn't really need a test for that one. Of course, I see those ads that say "Do you have porn on your computer? Our software will tell you!" and think "I wonder if it can find any that I might have overlooked during my last backup..."
 
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
I didn't really need a test for that one. Of course, I see those ads that say "Do you have porn on your computer? Our software will tell you!" and think "I wonder if it can find any that I might have overlooked during my last backup..."

/whew!!!

I though I was the only one to think that way.

 
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