Take thine holy Death Test

[NikPreviousAcct]

[l]http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/death.cgi[/l]

 

[yakko]

You are supposed to link like thisFFMCobalt messed up )

 

[BigToque]

I took this before.

apparently I'm supposed to die at like 89 of natural causes or something like that.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

sorry.

 

[FrontlineWarrior]

December 3, 2060

 

[nickdakick]

I'm gone already

 

[chipbgt]

Ahem....One of these things is different, one of these things doesn't belong....

Do you have any of the following illnesses?
cancer hiv/aids
tuberculosis leprosy
small pox alzheimers
black plague pneumonia
hairy nipples liver scarring
schizophrenia diabetes
heart disease head lice


Anyone else find that....weird?

 

[chipbgt]

April 5, 2075
at the age of 95 years old.

Bull-Honkey.

 

[BigToque]

I took it again, heres my new results:

April 6, 2070
at the age of 87 years old

Heart Attack (38%)
Cancer (16%)
Suicide (7%)
Drowning (7%)

Not too shaby if you ask me.

 

[BigToque]

I am afflicted with hairy nipples

 

[chipbgt]

.............Define "Hairy"

 

[sawdust]

i took it, don't look good i think i better go find a suit

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

I'll somehow make it to 75, whereupon it is most likely that I'll die of cancer (30%). How sweet. If I don't keel over from a tumor, I can expect to commit suicide (17%), have a heart attack (13%), be the victim of a homicide (7%) or have an accident (7%).

 

[Vikaden]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 13, 2054
at the age of 72 years old.

 

[Zoltar]

I won't mind dying while 69.

 

[shabby]

Good bye cruel world.... oh wait, thats not in another 56 years

June 7, 2056 at the age of 76 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Electrolysis (19%)
Cancer (17%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)

What the hell is auto-fellatio?

 

[Regulator]

The test is too long.

 

[Chef0083]

Whoo hoo 2039.. I'll be sixty five,, soon as I retire,,,,,you got it. Probable cause,, the BIG C