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Monel Funkawitz

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w00t! 10 min from my doorstep to work, GREAT pay, KICK ASS benefits, stable company, all that happy jazz. :D

The vacation was nice while it lasted though. I was starting to get worried.
 
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Electric Amish

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Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
w00t! 10 min from my doorstep to work, GREAT pay, KICK ASS benefits, stable company, all that happy jazz. :D

The vacation was nice while it lasted though. I was starting to get worried.
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So, you live on a busy corner?? ;)

amish
 
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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
w00t! 10 min from my doorstep to work, GREAT pay, KICK ASS benefits, stable company, all that happy jazz. :D

The vacation was nice while it lasted though. I was starting to get worried.
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cool

what kind of company??
 
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Monel Funkawitz

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I am a professional midget licker. :D



Nah, I am a engineer. I got hired by IPEC as a specialist to handle the blow molding department they are starting. They basically make caps and capping equipment. (As in bottle, such as sports drink "squirter" caps) I'll do the blow molding stuff, and when not doing that, I'll be working in the fab department, making equipment.
 
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Electric Amish

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Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
I am a professional midget licker. :D



Nah, I am a engineer. I got hired by IPEC as a specialist to handle the blow molding department they are starting. They basically make caps and capping equipment. (As in bottle, such as sports drink "squirter" caps) I'll do the blow molding stuff, and when not doing that, I'll be working in the fab department, making equipment.
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Like I said, you're an engineer in charge of blow-jobs. ;)

amish
 
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Kickass! Congrats to you. Unemployment is fun for the first month, boring the second, worrisome the third, and scary after that.
 
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Monel Funkawitz

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True, VERY true. :)

I got laid off in like september sometime, and had zero unemployment left from the last time Scott Industries laid me off. I missed it by one week.
 
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Originally posted by: Stefan
You gonna have any free time to blow stuff up?
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lol. now with plastic bottlecap schrapnel!
 
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AgentEL

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i think you set yourself up when you mentioned the word "blow" in your job description
 
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Monel Funkawitz

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~Shakes his head~

Good news!.....Mustang stays in the stable?
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For the moment. I tried to get it out before the big snow storm hit, now its stuck in the driveway till the snow all melts. I'm gonna tone her down a bit, rip off everything I can, and trade it in for a 4WD, something I can use.
 
DanTMWTMP

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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
I am a professional midget licker. :D



Nah, I am a engineer. I got hired by IPEC as a specialist to handle the blow molding department they are starting. They basically make caps and capping equipment. (As in bottle, such as sports drink "squirter" caps) I'll do the blow molding stuff, and when not doing that, I'll be working in the fab department, making equipment.
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Like I said, you're an engineer in charge of blow-jobs. ;)

amish
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:D hehehehhe
 
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Monel Funkawitz

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Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
I am a professional midget licker. :D



Nah, I am a engineer. I got hired by IPEC as a specialist to handle the blow molding department they are starting. They basically make caps and capping equipment. (As in bottle, such as sports drink "squirter" caps) I'll do the blow molding stuff, and when not doing that, I'll be working in the fab department, making equipment.
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Like I said, you're an engineer in charge of blow-jobs. ;)

amish
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:D hehehehhe
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Keep laughin' :D I get paid to do a job I like, play golf with company execs and drink beer. I'll be salary by the end of this year. I ain't bitchin'.

 
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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
w00t! 10 min from my doorstep to work, GREAT pay, KICK ASS benefits, stable company, all that happy jazz. :D

The vacation was nice while it lasted though. I was starting to get worried.
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So, you live on a busy corner?? ;)

amish
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oh snap! ;)
 
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