Take a bite out of crime

[OulOat]

A naked man was bit in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood. The man was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.

According to police reports, a police canine unit found the nude suspect shortly after noon Tuesday in a house on the 5400 block of Park Avenue South.

While the officer was ordering the suspect out of the house, the suspect began hitting him, police said.

The dog, which was still leashed, bit the suspect to protect the officer.

Officer Ron Reier, a department spokesman, said police dogs are trained to bite if their partner is attacked. However, dogs are not trained to bite in the groin area. Reier said the dog likely just jumped and bit the man, who was moving around at the time.

"The dog did what the dog is trained to do, and that is protect his handler," Reier said.

After the man was bit, he continued to attack officers and police used a stun gun before eventually restraining him, police said.

The dog was removed from street duty while the incident is being reviewed, and the suspect is in police custody, Reier said.

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Crazy man. I would be down if a dog bites my weiner.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I heard that on the radio this morning. I was laughing so hard it woke me right up on time.

- M4H

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: OulOat
http://story.news.yahoo.com/ne...=/ap/naked_man_k9_bite

Oh, and You Suck @ the Linking.

- M4H

 

[Viper GTS]

He's lucky some homeowner didn't kill him.

Viper GTS

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: OulOat
http://story.news.yahoo.com/ne...=/ap/naked_man_k9_bite

Oh, and You Suck @ the Linking.

- M4H

Suck me beautiful

 

[Mill]

LOL, I like how the dog was removed from street duty pending investigation. I wonder if an IAD officer sat on the floor and took his barks as a statement.

Police Dog: *Woof* *Woof* *Pant* *Pant* *Bark*
IAD Investigator 1: Ok, I know it is a traumatizing situation to be in Officer Killer, but this will only take a moment longer.
Police Dog: *Rolls over*
IAD Investigator 2: I think he wants you rub his belly, John.
IAD Investigator 1: I'm not so sure he is being forthright and candid with us.
K-9 Officer: *eye roll*

 

[Brutuskend]

"Now what I HEARD was, Chopper, sic BALLS!"!

 

[ironcrotch]

Hmmm.

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: Mill
LOL, I like how the dog was removed from street duty pending investigation. I wonder if an IAD officer sat on the floor and took his barks as a statement.

Police Dog: *Woof* *Woof* *Pant* *Pant* *Bark*
IAD Investigator 1: Ok, I know it is a traumatizing situation to be in Officer Killer, but this will only take a moment longer.
Police Dog: *Rolls over*
IAD Investigator 2: I think he wants you rub his belly, John.
IAD Investigator 1: I'm not so sure he is being forthright and candid with us.
K-9 Officer: *eye roll*

I actually feel sorry for the next guy who's face gets licked by the dog.

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: Mill
LOL, I like how the dog was removed from street duty pending investigation. I wonder if an IAD officer sat on the floor and took his barks as a statement.

Police Dog: *Woof* *Woof* *Pant* *Pant* *Bark*
IAD Investigator 1: Ok, I know it is a traumatizing situation to be in Officer Killer, but this will only take a moment longer.
Police Dog: *Rolls over*
IAD Investigator 2: I think he wants you rub his belly, John.
IAD Investigator 1: I'm not so sure he is being forthright and candid with us.
K-9 Officer: *eye roll*

Nahhhhh, they just gave him desk duty. Which sucks because he has no thumbs and cannot type worth a damn.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: Mill
LOL, I like how the dog was removed from street duty pending investigation. I wonder if an IAD officer sat on the floor and took his barks as a statement.

Police Dog: *Woof* *Woof* *Pant* *Pant* *Bark*
IAD Investigator 1: Ok, I know it is a traumatizing situation to be in Officer Killer, but this will only take a moment longer.
Police Dog: *Rolls over*
IAD Investigator 2: I think he wants you rub his belly, John.
IAD Investigator 1: I'm not so sure he is being forthright and candid with us.
K-9 Officer: *eye roll*

Nahhhhh, they just gave him desk duty. Which sucks because he has no thumbs and cannot type worth a damn.

The guys in the office say he humps a mean chairleg though, and all they have to do is walk him by the interrogation room and the snitch spills the beans.

- M4H

 

[Rogue]

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: Mill
LOL, I like how the dog was removed from street duty pending investigation. I wonder if an IAD officer sat on the floor and took his barks as a statement.

Police Dog: *Woof* *Woof* *Pant* *Pant* *Bark*
IAD Investigator 1: Ok, I know it is a traumatizing situation to be in Officer Killer, but this will only take a moment longer.
Police Dog: *Rolls over*
IAD Investigator 2: I think he wants you rub his belly, John.
IAD Investigator 1: I'm not so sure he is being forthright and candid with us.
K-9 Officer: *eye roll*

I actually feel sorry for the next guy who's face gets licked by the dog.

Why? You kiss your mother don't you?

Also, I wonder if the dog thought, "IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT'SSSSSS BAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOON!!!!" as he bit that fvcker?