Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.
Never run after buses or women: you'll always get left behind.
ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth -- reboot universe? (Y/N)
"I am logged in, therefore I am."
The truth is out there? Anyone knows the URL?
Old programmers never die; they just give up their resources.
God invented man because Eve's vibrator ran out of batteries.
God invented Women because he wanted a good laugh.
My wife ran away with my best friend. I sure miss him.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
Life in a vacuum sucks.
What method does Kurt Cobain use to collect his thoughts? A spatula.
RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user
"Calm down. It's only ones and zeros."
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
(001) Logic Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza.
Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\>
Computers can never replace human stupidity
Politics: Poli (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites)
You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless mailed
You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever
On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not
screaming, terrified, like his passengers.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
"Charlie was a Chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought
was H20 was H2SO4."
"Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw..."
"I tried to think but nothing happened!" - Curly
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
"To err is human, to forgive....$5.00"
Tis better to be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove
all doubt.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
Bugs come in through open Windows.
A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying
it.
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.
A pessimist is never disappointed.
All life's answers are on TV. - Bart Simpson
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
Alone: In bad company.
Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.
Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding.
Barium: what you do with dead chemists.
Black holes really suck...
Blessed are the pessimists, for they make backups!
Blessed is the end-user who expects nothing, for ye shall not be
disappointed.
Brain dysfunction detected...
Brain over - Insert coin
Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.
Chess players mate better.
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Do not disturb. Already disturbed!
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the
expected?
Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up!
Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue...
Facts are stubborn things.
Feel lucky???? Update your software!
Follow-ups to alt.nobody.really.cares
Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!!
H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!
How do you make Windows faster ? Throw it harder
I am built for comfort, not speed!
I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem.
I think, therefore I am. I think.
I think. Therefore I am DANGEROUS.
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
If I save time, when do I get it back ?
If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If in doubt, make it sound convincing.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing
If it works, tear it apart and find out why!
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!
It's not just a hobby, it's an obsession!
Just do it.
Just did it.
Just do me.
Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?
Justice: A decision in your favour.
Kill them all! ... Let God sort them out.
Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
My message above. Your response here ____________.
NETWORK: What fishermen do when not fishing.
Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!
Never run after buses or women: you'll always get left behind.
ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth -- reboot universe? (Y/N)
"I am logged in, therefore I am."
The truth is out there? Anyone knows the URL?
Old programmers never die; they just give up their resources.
God invented man because Eve's vibrator ran out of batteries.
God invented Women because he wanted a good laugh.
My wife ran away with my best friend. I sure miss him.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
Life in a vacuum sucks.
What method does Kurt Cobain use to collect his thoughts? A spatula.
RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user
"Calm down. It's only ones and zeros."
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
(001) Logic Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza.
Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\>
Computers can never replace human stupidity
Politics: Poli (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites)
You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless mailed
You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever
On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not
screaming, terrified, like his passengers.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
"Charlie was a Chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought
was H20 was H2SO4."
"Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw..."
"I tried to think but nothing happened!" - Curly
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
"To err is human, to forgive....$5.00"
Tis better to be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove
all doubt.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
Bugs come in through open Windows.
A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying
it.
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.
A pessimist is never disappointed.
All life's answers are on TV. - Bart Simpson
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
Alone: In bad company.
Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.
Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding.
Barium: what you do with dead chemists.
Black holes really suck...
Blessed are the pessimists, for they make backups!
Blessed is the end-user who expects nothing, for ye shall not be
disappointed.
Brain dysfunction detected...
Brain over - Insert coin
Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.
Chess players mate better.
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Do not disturb. Already disturbed!
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the
expected?
Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up!
Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue...
Facts are stubborn things.
Feel lucky???? Update your software!
Follow-ups to alt.nobody.really.cares
Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!!
H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!
How do you make Windows faster ? Throw it harder
I am built for comfort, not speed!
I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem.
I think, therefore I am. I think.
I think. Therefore I am DANGEROUS.
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
If I save time, when do I get it back ?
If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If in doubt, make it sound convincing.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing
If it works, tear it apart and find out why!
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!
It's not just a hobby, it's an obsession!
Just do it.
Just did it.
Just do me.
Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?
Justice: A decision in your favour.
Kill them all! ... Let God sort them out.
Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
My message above. Your response here ____________.
NETWORK: What fishermen do when not fishing.
Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!
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