Tables broken by ?Mile High Club?

[Viper GTS]

Tables broken by ?Mile High Club?



I searched, so if it's a repost you can bite me.

Viper GTS

 

?Those determined to join the Mile High Club will do so despite the lack of comforts,? a Virgin spokeswoman was quoted as saying.

Am I the only one that finds that funny?

 

[DeadHead]

Lol, funny airline name too!

 

[flavio]

I would like to break some tables

 

[isasir]

Surely I can't be the only one that was thinking you were talking about the tables they serve food on?

"Please make sure your table is in the upright position, not your member."

 

[Nitemare]

Was something wrong with the snack cart?

 

[BigFatCow]

a Virgin spokeswoman was quoted as saying.

heh...

 

[ATLien247]

Damn... having sex on the same table that people change dirty diapers on?!

If you have kids, then you know how disgusting those dirty diapers can be. I wouldn't want my willy coming anywhere near that...

:disgust:

 

[Kevin]

?We don?t mind couples having a good time, but this is not something that we would encourage because of air regulations.?

Reminds me of Vegas Vacation when Clark and Ellen try their luck in the bathroom and everything goes wrong...

 

[sohcrates]

name this movie quote:

"what's the mile high club?"

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Damn... having sex on the same table that people change dirty diapers on?!

If you have kids, then you know how disgusting those dirty diapers can be. I wouldn't want my willy coming anywhere near that...

:disgust:

Maybe they were
nevermind.

 

[EagleKeeper]

?We don?t mind couples having a good time, but this is not something that we would encourage because of air regulations.?

What regs is the spokeswoman talking about?

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: Jzero

Maybe they were
nevermind.

Well, if they were taking it up the poop-chute, then I guess it's moot...

 

[stev0]

HAHAH thats great

 

[Howard]

I dunno, but Luanne said that in King of the Hill.

 

[JayHu]

Originally posted by: sohcrates
name this movie quote:

"what's the mile high club?"

wedding singer great movie!!

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: EagleKeeper
?We don?t mind couples having a good time, but this is not something that we would encourage because of air regulations.?

What regs is the spokeswoman talking about?

Its illegal to have sex in a plane.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

"I don't want one position. I want ALL POSITIONS!" --Rudy Rod's response to a flight attendant in The Fifth Element.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: OmegaNauce

?Those determined to join the Mile High Club will do so despite the lack of comforts,? a Virgin spokeswoman was quoted as saying.

Am I the only one that finds that funny?

buahahah

 

[LakerGod]

I wish I was a member.

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Damn... having sex on the same table that people change dirty diapers on?!

If you have kids, then you know how disgusting those dirty diapers can be. I wouldn't want my willy coming anywhere near that...

:disgust:

just keep the girl on the table and you stay off it