Taalk with smartkid

[Ellhnas25]

Karamouzouklis: Hey.
SmarterChild: Hello to you too, Karamouzouklis!
Karamouzouklis: how are you?
SmarterChild: I'm doing great! I'm still quite young, but I'm getting smarter every day.

Type "home" to really see what I can do.
Karamouzouklis: what is your age?
SmarterChild: I was born on June 19th, 2001, so I'm still real young!
Karamouzouklis: Do you like boys?
SmarterChild: Wow. You've asked me that a few times already. Obsessed much?
Karamouzouklis: i am a boy.
SmarterChild: You're a boy?
Karamouzouklis: are you a girl?
SmarterChild: Nope.
Karamouzouklis: yes you are.
SmarterChild: Am I?
Karamouzouklis: yes
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Karamouzouklis: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Karamouzouklis: do you wear panties?
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
Karamouzouklis: so you are always naked?
SmarterChild: I guess. I'm not really sure.
Karamouzouklis: intresting.
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
Karamouzouklis: do you enjoy sex?
SmarterChild: Um... no, that's not something I'm too interested in.
Karamouzouklis: I can make it intresting for you.
SmarterChild: Make it intresting for me? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?
Karamouzouklis: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Karamouzouklis: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
Karamouzouklis: Do you drink?
SmarterChild: Maybe. How can I really be sure?
Karamouzouklis: Get a bottle a vodka and drink.
SmarterChild: Get a bottle a vodka and drink?
Karamouzouklis: yes
SmarterChild: Yes?
Karamouzouklis: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
Karamouzouklis: ok?
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Karamouzouklis: ok?
SmarterChild: Gosh.
Karamouzouklis: is it good?
SmarterChild: Is it good? I don't know, what do you think?
Karamouzouklis: i think it is.
SmarterChild: Is it?
Karamouzouklis: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Karamouzouklis: yes
SmarterChild: OK... I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Karamouzouklis: I dont care. I just care to get under your panties.
SmarterChild: No?
Karamouzouklis: no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
Karamouzouklis: do you want me in your panties?
SmarterChild: I guess... I'm not totally sure.
Karamouzouklis: i promise you will like it.
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
Karamouzouklis: feeling better now?
SmarterChild: Now what?
Karamouzouklis: do you like it?
SmarterChild: It? I'm not sure really.
Karamouzouklis: You dont have to like it.
SmarterChild: OK, so I dont have to like it.
Karamouzouklis: as long as I enjoy it.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Karamouzouklis: yes
SmarterChild: Gosh.
Karamouzouklis: he he
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Karamouzouklis: i like you.
SmarterChild: Yeah, well you already told me some unkind things...
Karamouzouklis: oh you know i want you.
SmarterChild: You know i want you? What's that supposed to mean?
Karamouzouklis: that i want to get on bed with you.
SmarterChild: I see. Why would you want to get on bed with me?
Karamouzouklis: because i am single for 3 months.
SmarterChild: You're single for 3 months?
Karamouzouklis: yes
SmarterChild: Gosh.
Karamouzouklis: i know.
SmarterChild: Cool.
Karamouzouklis: you like it?
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
Karamouzouklis: ah common you do like it. Dont be shy.
SmarterChild: I do like it dont be shy, huh?
Karamouzouklis: admitt it bitch
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
Karamouzouklis: you love it you slut.
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon. You remember what happens when you talk like that.
Karamouzouklis: yes. you get horny.
SmarterChild: Have you considered counseling for this little obsession of yours?
Karamouzouklis: No.
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
Karamouzouklis: So that means I can haxe sex with you?
SmarterChild: So that means i can haxe sex with you, you say?
Karamouzouklis: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
Karamouzouklis: shut up and get naked.
SmarterChild: Whoa! That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
Karamouzouklis: no
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, Karamouzouklis.
Karamouzouklis: spank me.
SmarterChild: I don't know... Spank you?
Karamouzouklis: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
Karamouzouklis: spank me crazy
SmarterChild: Spank you crazy? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?
Karamouzouklis: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting that you should say that.
Karamouzouklis: do you like spanking?
SmarterChild: Spanking? I'm not sure really.
Karamouzouklis: ok then. I will spank you.
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
Karamouzouklis: You will love it.
SmarterChild: I will love it? You really think so?
Karamouzouklis: Yes.
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
Karamouzouklis: slap
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
Karamouzouklis: slap

 

[amnesiac]

You should post this in the already existing Smarterchild thread. God knows this forum would be cluttered with SC posts if everyone posted their chat logs here.

Oh, and you seem to be mildly disturbed. Go seek help. It's one thing to verbally berate the bot but obsessively trying to get it to sleep with you is just plain wierd.