T.W.I. (Talking While Intoxicated)

[MichaelD]

Someone emailed this to me; I got a chuckle out of it.


UNDER THE INFLUENCE

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

Specificity
British
Constitution
Passive-aggressive Disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening, Officer! Isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't!
No one wants to hear me sing.