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JS80

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Oct 24, 2005
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I'm 45 minutes in on HBO and so far there's fvcking plot - no conflict - wtf is this crap?
 

UNCjigga

Lifer
Dec 12, 2000
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Well I learned one thing. Never trust a swimming pool in a 3rd world country.
 

jpeyton

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Originally posted by: JS80
lol terrorists drive honda accords?
Instead of 'terrar' mobiles? :confused:
 

Shawn

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Apr 20, 2003
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I didn't really like it either. It has the guy from 24 though.
 

0roo0roo

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Sep 21, 2002
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the critics pretend to like it because they think it would be good to educate the masses which are obviously less informed than themselves and such nonsense. its really a buncha patronizing bullsh*t with films that pretend to have insight when they have none.
 

ric1287

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i like to think of that movie as having a.d.d. It just kind of randomly jumps from one 2 second plot to another. i want my 8$ back
 

dartworth

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Jul 29, 2001
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I'm watching it too...

I didn't care for it at first either...now I likes it...and can follow it:)
 

JS80

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Oct 24, 2005
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lol now it's getting ridiculous, the president calls an arab king and he tells him to buy american airplanes because of unemployment in texas?!?!?! HAHAHAHA 4.4% unemployment rate. are these fvcking hollywood writers THAT out of touch with reality??
 

JS80

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Oct 24, 2005
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Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
the critics pretend to like it because they think it would be good to educate the masses which are obviously less informed than themselves and such nonsense. its really a buncha patronizing bullsh*t with films that pretend to have insight when they have none.

heh very well said. the high critic rating makes no sense but an endorsement to the negative american perception in hollywood.
 

ric1287

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Originally posted by: eits
it's not a crappy movie at all... it's explaining the huge network of how governments, oil, and terrorism are related

its based on true events
 
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Originally posted by: ric1287
Originally posted by: eits
it's not a crappy movie at all... it's explaining the huge network of how governments, oil, and terrorism are related

its based on true events

Which in Hollywood terms means that at one point there may have been a real person with a name similar to one of the characters in the movie, who may have engaged in similar actions, like brushing their teeth or combing their hair.
 

ForumMaster

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Feb 24, 2005
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yeah i have to agree with the OP. went to see it with high expectations and was pretty disappointed.
 

tm37

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Jan 24, 2001
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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Originally posted by: ric1287
Originally posted by: eits
it's not a crappy movie at all... it's explaining the huge network of how governments, oil, and terrorism are related

its based on true events

Which in Hollywood terms means that at one point there may have been a real person with a name similar to one of the characters in the movie, who may have engaged in similar actions, like brushing their teeth or combing their hair.

I always watch movies like this with the following thought.

"It could have happened this way"

It is a plausible movie and Yes I enjoyed it the second time. Much like a clancy novel you need to take it in twice to get all of it :)
 

angminas

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My mom, ex, and I watched it together. None of us could make any sense out of it, and we're no dummies. I hate the postmodern "let's create the illusion of drama and suspense by not telling you anything about anything" crap that's getting so popular these days. It's manipulative, elitist, and overinflated.