synthetic urine?

amdforever2

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www.gonumber1.com

Do those things really work well enough to pass drug tests?

Some pothead friend of mine is convinced she's safe with it. I told her to grow up and stop smoking the ganja all the time.
 

Babbles

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If nobody watches your doodle as you do it, it may work. Would have to be sure that the temperature is correct and that the solution is correct, both of which are tested for.

Or as you said your friend can grow up and stop smoking up.
 

IGBT

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..only brains on dope would buy crap like that. Specific gravity analysis will find the deception then your in trouble for falsifying a required sample and the sample will be considered "positive" because of the attempted deception.
 
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Good that you told her to stop smoking the joint. Instead of resorting to fake stuff, people could just not do drugs at all.
 

mattocs

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Just past one last week with it.

Positive everything. I could even do a scan of my results.

Negitive for all drugs, nicotine, etc, and the protein in urine was perfect to. It works and is great.

Everything they looked for had a perfect range. Not high and not low....real nice.


Mine was called QuikFix or something...I forget. Came with heating pad, too.
 

pontifex

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does this stuff have any ethical uses or do they not even try to hide the fact that its for stoners?
 

sandorski

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Originally posted by: pontifex
does this stuff have any ethical uses or do they not even try to hide the fact that its for stoners?

Freedom seems like an Ethical purpose.
 

Babbles

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Originally posted by: IGBT
..only brains on dope would buy crap like that. Specific gravity analysis will find the deception then your in trouble for falsifying a required sample and the sample will be considered "positive" because of the attempted deception.

These products have dissolved solutes in terms of electrolytes and creatine to pass specific gravity and ELISA screens.

As somebody who used to do the confirmation analyses of urine tests (via GC/MS) I can not think of any way in a typical drug screening situation where this product would be detected, again assuming the specific gravity and temperature were correct. However depending on one's situation (e.g. parole) the collection center may supervise you taking a leak; but that is atypical.

The best solution, though, would not to be a pothead.
 

mattocs

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Yeah, its for stoners. They claim it is for freedom and for diabetics or etc.

But yeah, its bullshit that people can't smoke pot, so this is the only solution really.

I keep a bottle on hand all the time. Its only like $30.
 

txrandom

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Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: pontifex
does this stuff have any ethical uses or do they not even try to hide the fact that its for stoners?

Freedom seems like an Ethical purpose.

Yep, businesses should have the freedom to fire anyone they want.
 

paulney

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- We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah?
- Yeah
- And you are walking around with a bag of fertilizer and a wasted girl.
You don't look like your average horti-fvckin-culturalist!
 

Legendary

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Yeah it works.
most of the newer kinds come with heating packs that'll put it up to the right temperature.