Symptoms of the BIRD FLU

[Brutuskend]

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to sh!t on someone's windshield

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend


The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to sh!t on someone's windshield

I do that anyways

 

[Spydermag68]

1/10

 

[tfinch2]

LOL

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: Brutuskend


The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to sh!t on someone's windshield

I do that anyways

Ah you bastard! So that was you! :|

 

[l Xes l]

lol

 

[ironcrotch]

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[ElFenix]

😀

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: Brutuskend


The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to sh!t on someone's windshield

I do that anyways

Ah you bastard! So that was you! :|

I also peed on your engine block.

 

[HN]

WHAT?!
*poof* gone, like a phantom

 

[DanTMWTMP]

ohh ok roflmao it's a joke hahahaha.

i thought the last one was just the feeling of wanting to take a sh!t all the time or something, so i took it seroiusly. I scrolled down a bit, and i started to LOL hahahaha.

 

[yhelothar]

Man i thought i had the bird flu after i read through that list..
Just yesterday I had the meanest and messiest explosive diarrhea ever.
Last friday, I had a fever and strong fatigueness. I've been coughing for 2 weeks also.

 

[spherrod]

that's funny 😀

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
Man i thought i had the bird flu after i read through that list..
Just yesterday I had the meanest and messiest explosive diarrhea ever.
Last friday, I had a fever and strong fatigueness. I've been coughing for 2 weeks also.

And no windshield splatter?

you should be good

And is strong fatigue even a possibility?

 

[leftyman]

i could go for a dozen chicken wings right now 🙂

 

[Schadenfroh]

amusing

 

[imported_LoKe]

:thumbsup: