Sword vs Taser

[DurocShark]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0805051sword1.html#content


Crusader Nabbed By Michigan Cops
Medieval sword, mallet, armor no match for ye olde Taser

AUGUST 5--Meet Robert McClain. The Michigan man, 42, was arrested last week after he attempted to literally go medieval on cops. According to the below Royal Oak Police Department report, officers were dispatched to McClain's home after a motorist called 911 to report that McClain had fled the scene of an auto accident. When they arrived at his crib, McClain allegedly tried to strike a cop with a four-foot sword. After missing, McClain retreated to his basement, where he donned a chainmail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him. "I'm gonna crush your fscking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power." That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. He was then carted off and charged with felony assault and a misdemeanor count for failing to remain at an accident scene. (3 pages)

 

[jlee]

 

[captains]

lmao

 

[neutralizer]

The wonders of new tech

 

[DivideBYZero]

Metal suit vs taser = Owned.

 

[DurocShark]

My favorite line:

I have a thousand years of power.

heeheehee

He should have said:

I'm getting a thousand VOLTS of power!

 

[hevnsnt]

nerd alert

 

[ruffilb]

OWNED!

"I have a thousand years of power"? WHAT a psycho!

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
My favorite line:

I have a thousand years of power.

heeheehee

lol same

what a nutjob

edit: he looks it too :Q

 

[coremortality]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: DurocShark
My favorite line:

I have a thousand years of power.

heeheehee

lol same

what a nutjob

edit: he looks it too :Q

It's the dude, man, or you can call him el duderino, or duder or his dudeness....

 

[SeminoleMarine]

There can be only one.

 

[thujone]

"I'm gonna crush your fscking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power."

i now have a new WoW macro lol

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
My favorite line:

I have a thousand years of power.

heeheehee

He should have said:

I'm getting a thousand VOLTS of power!

:laugh:

 

[eelw]

Nah, a sword in the hands of a master fighter could easily defeat someone with a taser. But in the hands of a larper, yeah taser wins hands down.

 

[oogabooga]

hehe owned.

 

[franksta]

Originally posted by: coremortality

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: DurocShark
My favorite line:

I have a thousand years of power.

heeheehee

lol same

what a nutjob

edit: he looks it too :Q

It's the dude, man, or you can call him el duderino, or duder or his dudeness....

If you're not into that whole brevity thing.

 

[FleshLight]

Originally posted by: eelw
Nah, a sword in the hands of a master fighter could easily defeat someone with a taser. But in the hands of a larper, yeah taser wins hands down.

Don't those tasers have a 10 ft. range though? You might have to cast Bloodlust.

 

[cyberhap]

That was fantastic! It reminded me of that D&D player on Reno911!

 

[saxophonoia]

Haha.........awesome.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Highlander?!

 

[Siva]

Either this guy is crazy or he's a comic genius, because I'm laughing my ass off.

 

[coremortality]

Originally posted by: franksta

Originally posted by: coremortality

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: DurocShark
My favorite line:

I have a thousand years of power.

heeheehee

lol same

what a nutjob

edit: he looks it too :Q

It's the dude, man, or you can call him el duderino, or duder or his dudeness....

If you're not into that whole brevity thing.

Looks like he's had a caucasian or roach too many and finally went off the deep end. So much for being a pacifist :laugh:

 

[Malfeas]

Nitpicks

power is measured in watts, not volts.

If he was wearing a padded leather vest under the mail shirt the taser would not have affected him. Or if he had on a breast plate or similiar armor.

Kiddies, this is what too much Dungeon and Dragons can do to you. Go out and drink beer and play with girls boobies.

I LIVE IN A WORLD OF DRAGONS AND MAGIC!

 

[So]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
My favorite line:

I have a thousand years of power.

heeheehee

He should have said:

I'm getting a thousand VOLTS of power!

Watts f00l! Watts!

 

[OS]

Taser or not, this guy must have been smoking really good sh*t to think he can take down gun carrying cops with a sword.

Hell, a college girl with pepper spray could bring him down.