Brutuskend
Lifer
An Army Ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend, in which she explained that:
(1) she had slept with two guys while he had been gone,
(2) she wanted to break up with him, and
(3) she wanted back the photo of herself she had given him.
So the Ranger did what any squared-away Ranger would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted
photos of women he could find.
He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following note: "I'm sorry, I can't remember which one you are,
but please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back."
(1) she had slept with two guys while he had been gone,
(2) she wanted to break up with him, and
(3) she wanted back the photo of herself she had given him.
So the Ranger did what any squared-away Ranger would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted
photos of women he could find.
He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following note: "I'm sorry, I can't remember which one you are,
but please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back."
