Sweet Dolphin Love?

[GermyBoy]

Apparantly you've never had sex until you've had it with a dolphin. :Q

Was told about this today in human sexuality. The teacher is into paraphilia. LOL

 

[Dragon365]

uhh did that really need to be posted?

 

[cjchaps]

Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.

 

[GermyBoy]

Originally posted by: Dragon365
uhh did that really need to be posted?

Yes. I am spreading knowledge.

 

[xirtam]

It would have been almost tolerable if not for your name.

 

[conjur]

Howard Stern had someone on the phone on his show once who was touting the joys of that.

What a wacko.

 

[BooGiMaN]

didnt this happen in an episode of king of the hill?

 

[GermyBoy]

Originally posted by: xirtam
It would have been almost tolerable if not for your name.

It's not dolphinboy or anything. It's GermyBoy.

 

[djheater]

blocked by firewall.

At what point does ordinary human sex become so boring that one starts looking outside thier species?

 

[Wallydraigle]

To more accurately express my feelings on this subject, I have composed the following haiku:


Hot dolphin lovin'
Is none of my damn business
Don't ask, don't tell. Please.



Thank you.

 

[GermyBoy]

Originally posted by: lirion
To more accurately express my feelings on this subject, I have composed the following haiku: Hot dolphin lovin' Is none of my damn business Don't ask, don't tell. Please. Thank you.

LMFAO

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: lirion
To more accurately express my feelings on this subject, I have composed the following haiku:


Hot dolphin lovin'
Is none of my damn business
Don't ask, don't tell. Please.



Thank you.

Your proud dorsal fin
Sleek flanks glisten in the sun
Take me now, Flipper.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: lirion
To more accurately express my feelings on this subject, I have composed the following haiku:


Hot dolphin lovin'
Is none of my damn business
Don't ask, don't tell. Please.



Thank you.

Your proud dorsal fin
Sleek flanks glisten in the sun
Take me now, Flipper.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! ROFL

 

[boi]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: lirion
To more accurately express my feelings on this subject, I have composed the following haiku:


Hot dolphin lovin'
Is none of my damn business
Don't ask, don't tell. Please.



Thank you.

Your proud dorsal fin
Sleek flanks glisten in the sun
Take me now, Flipper.

hahahah, lmao

 

[Zugzwang152]

/me cries

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: lirion
To more accurately express my feelings on this subject, I have composed the following haiku:


Hot dolphin lovin'
Is none of my damn business
Don't ask, don't tell. Please.



Thank you.

Your proud dorsal fin
Sleek flanks glisten in the sun
Take me now, Flipper.

Best comeback evar!

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: GermyBoy
Apparantly you've never had sex until you've had it with a <a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.dolphinsex.org" target=blank>dolphin</A>. :Q

Was told about this today in human sexuality. The teacher is into paraphilia. LOL

Couldn't find a human chick that would want you, hu?

 

[GermyBoy]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: GermyBoy Apparantly you've never had sex until you've had it with a <a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="[L=http://www.dolphinsex.org" target=blank L] www.dolphinsex.org?[ ]http:>dolphin</A>. :Q Was told about this today in human sexuality. The teacher is into paraphilia. LOL

Couldn't find a human chick that would want you, hu?

LOL. You didn't read my original post closely, did you?

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: cjchaps
Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.

Now THAT's immpressive.

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: lirion
To more accurately express my feelings on this subject, I have composed the following haiku:


Hot dolphin lovin'
Is none of my damn business
Don't ask, don't tell. Please.



Thank you.

Your proud dorsal fin
Sleek flanks glisten in the sun
Take me now, Flipper.

LMAO that is sig material right there.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

This thread's not locked yet? :Q

 

[ElFenix]

i wish i had a prehensile penis

 

[Marshallj]

That site is screwed up... even the ads on there are weird.

"Touch your sack, not Iraq- MasterbateForPeace.com"

 

[Marshallj]

What kind of sick FVCK gets the urge to jerk off a dolphin?

 

[Eli]

:Q