"Sweet Caroline" banned from being played at Penn State games

Phoenix86

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Cuz of dat preteen boy ass!
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brainhulk

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Great song. Stupid to ban it. They should've banned 'dusky years ago instead.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,312306,00.html

Neil Diamond held onto the secret for decades, but he has finally revealed that President Kennedy's daughter was the inspiration for his smash hit "Sweet Caroline."

Diamond was a "young, broke songwriter" when a photo of the president's daughter in a news magazine caught his eye.
"It was a picture of a little girl dressed to the nines in her riding gear, next to her pony," Diamond recalled. "It was such an innocent, wonderful picture, I immediately felt there was a song in there."

lol
 

ichy

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In other news, they have banned all fans named Jerry from attending games.

In Baltimore there's a sports reporter for one of the local TV stations whose name is Gerry Sandusky. I feel very bad for him.
 

BillGates

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That song should be banned from the world. Also, football games should only play heavy metal.
 

Platypus

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SWEET PRETEEN ASS
BAH BAH BAH
HOW I LOVE TO CUM IN IT
SO GOOD
SO GOOD
SO GOOD

just needs some lyrical amendments methinks, sandusky remix.
 

Fenixgoon

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apparently some of the equipment in my lab is "sandusky" brand... i was tempted to make a joke about it.
 

Drako

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"Reachin' Out, Touchin' Me, Touchin' You"

Yeah, I think every time I heard that, people in the stands would have a mental image of Sandusky in the shower with a kid. Probably a smart move.
 

CallMeJoe

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Diamond was a "young, broke songwriter" when a photo of the president's daughter in a news magazine caught his eye.
"It was a picture of a little girl dressed to the nines in her riding gear, next to her pony," Diamond recalled. "It was such an innocent, wonderful picture, I immediately felt there was a song in there."
America's favorite hebephilic anthem.