Sweet baby, infant Jesus! Osama Bin Laden Wanted Whitney Houston

[NFS4]

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/...sama_bin_laden_wanted_whitney_houston/

Whitney Houston has a new fan - Osama bin Laden.

Kola Boof, the terrorist's former sex slave, claims in her new book that he
was obsessed with the troubled 'How Will I Know' singer.

She revealed to Harpers Bazaar magazine: "He told me Whitney was the most
beautiful woman he'd ever seen.

"He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed
music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to
America and try to arrange a meeting."

Kola - who until recently wrote for US soap opera 'The Days of Our Lives' -
also says Osama wanted to shower her with gifts and convert her to Islam.

The 37-year-old explained: "He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned
in a suburb of Khartoum.

"He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly
Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her
husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were
normal to have women's husbands killed."

Kola added: "He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing
to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives."

:laugh:

 

[mugs]

Haha... I think we should give her up if he stops the terrorism. That's a fair trade.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: mugs
Haha... I think we should give her up if he stops the terrorism. That's a fair trade.

Agreed!! We throw Bobby in jail (again) and hand Whitney over to Osama.

**Sigh** If it were only that easy

 

[MBrown]

lol

 

[imported_LoKe]

Probably all BS. She could make up whatever she wanted; not like Osama could come out and say otherwise.

 

[rhatsaruck]

Chad Vader, Day Store Manager, is a dream catch in comparison.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: LoKe
Probably all BS. She could make up whatever she wanted; not like Osama could come out and say otherwise.

Possible, but of all things to lie about, who the hell would MAKE UP a story about crackhead Houston? I for one believe it all

 

[Eli]

:laugh:

Hilarious.

 

[Ika]

If this is real I believe we have a new anti-terrorist strategy. Bring out the mousetrap, baby!

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Aflac
If this is real I believe we have a new anti-terrorist strategy. Bring out the mousetrap, baby!

Maybe we should send her over there riding a nuke Slim Pickens style singing "I Will Always Love You"

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: LoKe
Probably all BS. She could make up whatever she wanted; not like Osama could come out and say otherwise.

Possible, but of all things to lie about, who the hell would MAKE UP a story about crackhead Houston? I for one believe it all

Publicity.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: LoKe
Probably all BS. She could make up whatever she wanted; not like Osama could come out and say otherwise.

Possible, but of all things to lie about, who the hell would MAKE UP a story about crackhead Houston? I for one believe it all

It gets the attention, and isn't extreme enough to deny.

 

[Mucho]

Says Kola Boof, "I am topless to honor my mothers and grandmothers, my own African womenfolk who were always bare breasted in the sun and who gave birth to this whole world. They created and sustained the natural world.

Well, they do look natural

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: LoKe
Probably all BS. She could make up whatever she wanted; not like Osama could come out and say otherwise.

Possible, but of all things to lie about, who the hell would MAKE UP a story about crackhead Houston? I for one believe it all

Publicity.

I know, I know...but if all the people in the world to make up a story about, she would just pick Whitney Houston out of thin air? Come on!!

 

[alien42]

finally, osama and whitney can take it to the next step lol

 

[ElFenix]

jeez, first jackie snubbing fidel for kennedy, and now whitney snubbing osama... why won't women just do their patriotic duty, then we wouldn't have these problems!

 

[acemcmac]

tabloid crap

 

[Aquaman]

Can we throw in Celine

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[marvdmartian]

Give her to him. If she's spending all the Al Queda money on crack, they won't have any to buy bombs & bullets with, will they??

 

[So]

ROFL. I'd make the trade. Sexually frustrated Osama gets one pop star. In return, he comes out publicly and loudly against terrorism and dismantles his organization once and for all.

 

[TheNinja]

Kevin Costner would never allow it and would protect Whitney til death.

 

[trmiv]

Now that this is public I bet Osama sits impatiently around the cave bugging his Lieutenants, "Did Whitney call when I was out?"

 

[trmiv]

Whitney and Bobby call it quits This happens the same day we find out Osama has the hots for her? Coincidence? I think not.

 

[tfinch2]

http://www.plein.nl/~anp2/ANP/MUZIEK/w3-50324.onlineBild.jpg

Good choice Osama

 

[randay]

brad pitt must die.