Suspected burglar stuck in chimney dies after homeowner lights fire

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Vaux

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Well that's one way to light a fire under somebody's ass. It didn't quite get him moving, though. So much for that saying.
 

lxskllr

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Sucks they broke his chimney to get him out. Should have used a screw extractor, and pulled him out the way he went in.
 

gorcorps

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Sucks they broke his chimney to get him out. Should have used a screw extractor, and pulled him out the way he went in.

Not sure why they even bothered getting him out. Keep fueling that fire and save on cremation costs.
 

shortylickens

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I love how they say "suspected". As if he were doing something else, like cleaning the chimney for free without being asked.
 

DrPizza

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I love how they say "suspected". As if he were doing something else, like cleaning the chimney for free without being asked.
He fell out of a plane, and instead of crashing to the ground, miraculously plunged into a chimney, where the tight fit slowed his descent over a distance of 20 feet, saving his life.
 

Elixer

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He fell out of a plane, and instead of crashing to the ground, miraculously plunged into a chimney, where the tight fit slowed his descent over a distance of 20 feet, saving his life.
There must have been a black hole someplace, and that actually is...err was D. B. Cooper.
 
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