Survivor, Texas-Style

[Brutuskend]

Network TV is reported to be developing a second "Texas version" of "Survivor," the recent popular TV show.

Contestants must travel from Amarillo through Fort Worth, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio and back to Amarillo, through San Marcos and Lubbock.

Each will be driving a Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads:

"I'm for Kerry, I'm gay, and I'm here to take your guns."

The first contestant to complete the round trip is the winner.

 

[CrackRabbit]

They wouldnt have too tough of a time... I live here and have seen more inflamitory bumperstickers than that.... Try these on for size.
"The Civil War is over, You Lost. Get over it." and "Help Prevent Inbreeding! Ban Country Music."

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
They wouldnt have too tough of a time... I live here and have seen more inflamitory bumperstickers than that.... Try these on for size.
"The Civil War is over, You Lost. Get over it." and "Help Prevent Inbreeding! Ban Country Music."

:thumbsup:

 

[vi edit]

I'd save space and just have one that said "Texas Sucks".