Surprised By Who Is Still Alive?

[fjmeat]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/10/04/60minutes/main6925383.shtml

Besides the above list? Who else?

 

[Gibson486]

Ozzy should be dead. I mean, look at him.....look at his past....he should at least be in a wheel chair. Perhaps he is the Prince of Darkness....

 

[destrekor]

Zane here on AT. I mean, he is still alive right?

 

[Born2bwire]

Zane here on AT. I mean, he is still alive right?

I think he's being kept alive by machines and his only means of communications is via a direct uplink to the internets.

P.S. Abe Vigoda FTW. I am still pissed that Fark didn't choose "Abe Vigoda Memorial Center" for the new name of Boston's Fleetcenter. There's even a Firefox extension that gives you up to the minute news about Vigoda's mortality.

 

[eldorado99]

Abe Simpson. He's got to be a million years old. I wonder how he keeps himself looking the same year after year??

 

[Perknose]

Looking at that list, I think Osama is the only one who doesn't have a high-powered talent agent.

Big mistake on his part, as could def land his own basic cable show, like Cave Cooking with Osama ("...then you add the meaty parts of the tortured until tender infidel to the nearly done lentils...") or The Suicide Bomber Apprentice (runs behind the blast barrier, hand on button, yells, "You're fired!")

Frankly, though, I think Octo-Mom is the real enemy here.

 

[Numenorean]

 

[busydude]

Nelson Mandela

 

[eldorado99]

Yeah Sean Connery hasn't aged a day since 1965. I think the secret to his power is having sex with gold plated women.

 

[geno]

lol @ Abe Vigoda

 

[OBLAMA2009]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/10/04/60minutes/main6925383.shtml

Besides the above list? Who else?

im not at all surprised bin laden is alive. the u.s. has to keep their bogey man nice and safe to justify multiple nonstop wars and the destruction of civil liberites

 

[KeithTalent]

GLaDOS. I thought that bitch was dead, but she is, still alive.

KT

 

[mrCide]

 

[SonnyDaze]

Courtney Love. I thought she would have slit her wrists by now.

 

[Perknose]

GLaDOS. I thought that bitch was dead, but she is still alive.

KT

That bitch tricked me into taking a sysdump on her. I still feel dirty. D:

I've got to admit, though, she made my disk hard and my memory overflow right out of its buffers.

 

[KeithTalent]

I've got to admit, though, she made my disk hard and my memory overflow right out of its buffers.

Mmhmm, definitely this. :sneaky:

KT

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Elvira mistress of the dark

That bitch has come back from the dead several times already

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Jack nicholson

 

[SKORPI0]

This 27 year old singer.

 

[dainthomas]

Yeah, what's he so depressed about?

 

[tooriski]

larry king

 

[skyofavalon]

Barrack Husane Obama

 

[Riceninja]

keanu is immortal. everyone knows this.

 

[PhoKingGuy]

Wasnt there some study conducted by a British university on why Ozzy is still alive or something?

 

[Rudee]

Props goes to 94 year old Eli Wallach who played Tuco (the 'Ugly') in Sergio Leone's movie, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. He turns 95 on December 7th. Go Tuco Go!! Make it to 100 buddy!!