Surgeon Messes Up Penis Operation

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Apr 2, 2001
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Romaina - A Romanian surgeon has been suspended after allegedly cutting a patient's penis into several pieces.

He was supposed to be operating on the man to lower a testicle into his scrotum when he accidentally cut the urinary channel. It's reported the surgeon then lost his temper and cut the man's penis into several pieces. The surgeon, based at a Bucharest hospital, has been suspended for six months and faces further investigations. Another team of doctors operated on the 34-year-old patient to try to save his urinary function.

One surgeon who was called back from holiday told the Evenimentul Zilei newspaper: "I couldn't try to rebuild the man's penis because there had been more than 48 hours since the incident and it was too late. "Even if I had the parts of the organ we couldn't do it at that moment." The doctor said he will try to reconstruct the patient's penis in a few months. The patient is said to be in a stable condition in hospital.

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And, uh, PISSED OFF!!??:Q
 

Excelsior

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May 30, 2002
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Originally posted by: Nebor
He would be one dead mother fvcker.

Word. If that happened to me, the second I woke up and found out I wouldn't stop until I got to him. :evil:
 

Ogg

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Originally posted by: PatboyX
not as funny as your usual stuff.
1/10.

good one :laugh:


bumped for drudge posting, I searched first.....yeah for me :D


Sliced into 3 pieces....ewwwwwwwwwww:|
 

SagaLore

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He should be banned from any medical practice ever - only 6 months suspension for that???
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: Nebor
He would be one dead mother fvcker.

Agreed.

Yep. When I woke up, I'd hunt his ass down and blow his stuff of with a scatter gun. "Lost his temper" WTF does that mean? Its not like the guy peed on him or something while he was down there.