Surgeon general to cops: Put down the donuts
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No Lifer
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HAHA believe it or not there are some police departments (maybe many) that have no fitness restrictions once you make it into the force. I've seen on TV a cop who weighed over 300 pounds and was a patrolman. The guy wouldn't be able to chase down jack squat. I think it's irresponsible to be that fat and a patrolman because it seriously compromises your ability to do your job.
I always laugh whenever I see the long, flabby arm of the law around. Shouldn't you be in good enough shape to chase down all use young whippersnappers?
- M4H
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I always laugh whenever I see the long, flabby arm of the law around. Shouldn't you be in good enough shape to chase down all use young whippersnappers?
- M4H
should be. Sadly, they aren't. Wont happen to me though...ill make sure you get a good thumping when i catch you.
Originally posted by: FallenHero
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I always laugh whenever I see the long, flabby arm of the law around. Shouldn't you be in good enough shape to chase down all use young whippersnappers?
- M4H
should be. Sadly, they aren't. Wont happen to me though...ill make sure you get a good thumping when i catch you.
Darth Vader says ...
- M4H
Thing you never should say to a cop:
When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Originally posted by: BigJelly
Thing you never should say to a cop:
When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
M4H: "You should know, @$$h0le, you fvcking pulled me over."
Ow! Ow! Hey, what's with the nightstick!
- M4H
"He lamented the decision a few years ago by many public safety departments to abandon minimum physical fitness standards because of liability issues"
What liability is it to say you must be able to run a mile in XYZ, or have a BFI(Body Fat Index) of less than XX??? Thats part of your job. Thats like saying you can;t fire me because I don;t understand the New harware we got. Either keep up on the job, or get fired.
What liability is it to say you must be able to run a mile in XYZ, or have a BFI(Body Fat Index) of less than XX??? Thats part of your job. Thats like saying you can;t fire me because I don;t understand the New harware we got. Either keep up on the job, or get fired.
(thru megaphone) OFFICER, with your right hand put down the cream filled donut. Now with your left hand put down the coffee. Now BACK AWAY from the Dunkin Donuts counter!!!
Officer: You can have my donut and coffee when you tear it from my cold dead hands.
I have nothing against police officers and this is only intended to be a joke
Anubis
No Lifer
what about bullet proof vest?Originally posted by: FallenHero
but the fat protects me from the bullets
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