Surely you can't be serious?

[yakko]

I am serious and don't call me Shirley.

Airplane is such a great movie. I just got back from seeing it at Tampa Thaetre.

 

[prodigy]

Hahahaha, one of my favorite Leslie Nielsen movies.

You better tell the Captain we have got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be taken to a hospital.

A hospital? What is it?

A bigg building with patients, but that's not important right now.

 

[Bignate603]

I let my mind wander and it never came back.

I don't see any reason for clowns. They make little children cry and grown people chuckle. Just like people from Alabama.

They should make a cereal for crazy people, Wack"o"s, It looks normal but when you bite into it you find that it's really nutty.

 

[Mday]

airplane was great =)

 

[LordMaul]

Huh? Explian this to me, Shirley.

 

[bolomite]

Billy, do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[vi edit]

Have you vectored your vector Victor?

Roger roger.

 

[amb#cog]

Ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

anyone here know how to speak jive?

 

[Isla]

Not to stray off subject, but the Tampa Theatre rocks.

I did some community theatre there when I was a kid, and yes, it is haunted.

Backstage is just full of heebie jeebies...

I love that place.

 

[luv2chill]

"Excuse me Miss, but I was just passing, and I thought you might like some coffee."

"Oh yes, won't you sit down?"

"Cream?"

"No... I take it black, like my men"

l2c

 

[amb#cog]

Ever been to a Turkish prison?

 

[thebestMAX]

Yes but "what can you`make of this"?

 

[gittyup]

"I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."
"I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."
"The light keep flashing and blinking and blinking and flashing...."

 

[TomC25]

<< Have you vectored your vector Victor?

Roger roger >>



..and then

what the clearance Clarence? (or something like that)

 

[yakko]

&quot;Johnny what can you make of this?&quot;
&quot;Well I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pteradactyl.&quot;

 

[Whitedog]

You're right, I'm not serious, I'm Shirley.

 

[sandorski]

It looks like I picked the wrong week to quit aphetimines(sp).

It looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

It's a good thing he doesn't know how much I hates his guts...it's a good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts.

Yea, I love that movie too, that's why it was one of the first DVD's I bought.

 

[thebestMAX]

&quot;OK, boys, lets get some pictures&quot;

One joke I never got was either the one where the spear hit the wall or the falling safe. Cant remember which. Was there anymore to it?

Anybody?

 

[Missus]

I can always be serious :frown:

 

[SmiZ]

The best was the drinking problem. How he was always pouring stuff all over his face and never hitting his mouth. Hilarious