Surely, a sign of the end times.

[Bateluer]

First human bubonic plague case of 2011 found.

http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/health/state-confirms-first-human-plague-case

SANTA FE (KRQE) - New Mexico and the country's first human plague case of 2011 has been confirmed in a Santa Fe County man, the state Department of Health reported Friday.

The victim of the bubonic plague is recovering in a hospital, the DOH said identifying him only as being 58 years old.

The department is alerting people who live in the same area or came in contact with the man, DOH Secretary Dr. Catherine Torres said.

"Whenever there is a human case of plague, the Department of Health takes several steps to ensure the safety of the immediate family, neighbors, and health care providers," Torres said in a statement released by her office. "We inform neighbors door-to-door about plague found in the area and educate them on reducing their risk.

"We determine whether individuals close to the patient may also have been exposed to the plague and recommend preventative treatment when necessary."

Plague is a bacterial disease of rodents and is generally transmitted to humans through the bites of infected fleas but can also be transmitted by direct contact with infected animals including rodents, wildlife and pets.

Earlier this spring the DOH confirmed plague in two Santa Fe County dogs and a cat from Rio Arriba County.

The Department of Health provided these tips on avoiding and recognizing plague:

To prevent plague, the Department of Health recommends:

Avoid sick or dead rodents and rabbits, and their nests and burrows.
Keep your pets from roaming and hunting and talk to your veterinarian about using an appropriate flea control product.
Clean up areas near the house where rodents could live, such as woodpiles, brush piles, junk and abandoned vehicles.
Sick pets should be examined promptly by a veterinarian.
See your doctor about any unexplained illness involving a sudden and severe fever.
Put hay, wood, and compost piles as far as possible from your home.
Don’t leave your pet’s food and water where mice can get to it.
Symptoms of plague in humans include:

Sudden onset of fever, chills, headache, and weakness.
Most cases involve a painful swelling of the lymph node in the groin, armpit or neck areas.
Plague symptoms in cats and dogs are fever, lethargy and loss of appetite possibly with swelling in the lymph node under the jaw.
With prompt diagnosis and appropriate antibiotic treatment, the fatality rate in people and pets can be greatly reduced.

 

[SockHaser]

We don't dump chamber pots into the streets. Not worried.

 

[Bateluer]

We don't dump chamber pots into the streets. Not worried.

But have you served penance for God so you'll be protected? You can borrow my whip when I'm finished.

 

[child of wonder]

Is this the thing where we paint lamb blood on our doorways so we don't die? Or is that the spirit of god thing that roams around and kills us if we don't?

Shit, I can't keep all this straight.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

god damn prairie dogs

 

[dank69]

Bring out your dead!
Edit: and I don't care what anyone says, I am not getting rid of my dead rodents!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Yep, the world ended the last time there was a bubonic plague outbreak.

 

[OverVolt]

With overpopulation heading it's current direction I think you meant to say we caught a lucky break.

 

[JulesMaximus]

With overpopulation heading it's current direction I think you meant to say we caught a lucky break.

Hey, the Muslims are breeding and filling the world with more Muslims so we must fill the world with more Catholics! HOLY WARS!!! ZOMG!!11!1! I KILL FOR CHRIST!!1111!11!

 

[MotF Bane]

We should kill the witches.

Where are the witches?

 

[Bateluer]

Where are the witches?

More witches!

*Obligatory*