SuprNova Moves Towards Decentralization
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So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants...Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
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- M4H
Bartender says "Hey, you got a steering wheel sticking out of yoru pants."
Pirate says "Yarrrrr, I knows. It's drivin' me nuts."
SunnyD
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I wonder when the USPTO, Copyright Office and Congress will actually figure out that it's not going to be stopped. Time for some reform guys.
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Originally posted by: Fausto
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants...Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
...
- M4H
Bartender says "Hey, you got a steering wheel sticking out of yoru pants."
Pirate says "Yarrrrr, I knows. It's drivin' me nuts."
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird sh!t!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
:Q
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Fausto
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants...Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
...
- M4H
Bartender says "Hey, you got a steering wheel sticking out of yoru pants."
Pirate says "Yarrrrr, I knows. It's drivin' me nuts."
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird sh!t!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
:Q
- M4H
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Fausto
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants...Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
...
- M4H
Bartender says "Hey, you got a steering wheel sticking out of yoru pants."
Pirate says "Yarrrrr, I knows. It's drivin' me nuts."
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird sh!t!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
:Q
- M4H
:thumbsup:
Skel
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Originally posted by: Fausto
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants...Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
...
- M4H
Bartender says "Hey, you got a steering wheel sticking out of yoru pants."
Pirate says "Yarrrrr, I knows. It's drivin' me nuts."
Don't know why I laughed at this....
It's much funner told out loud using the stereotypical pirate voice. Try it sometime.Originally posted by: Skel
Originally posted by: Fausto
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants...Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
...
- M4H
Bartender says "Hey, you got a steering wheel sticking out of yoru pants."
Pirate says "Yarrrrr, I knows. It's drivin' me nuts."
Don't know why I laughed at this....
Suprnova has been having problems recently, hopefully if/when this comes out, it means no more problems with suprnova being down.
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Fausto
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants...Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
...
- M4H
Bartender says "Hey, you got a steering wheel sticking out of yoru pants."
Pirate says "Yarrrrr, I knows. It's drivin' me nuts."
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird sh!t!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
:Q
- M4H
How did Captain Hook die?
He scratched his balls with this wrong hand.
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