Suppose they had a hidden camera in your elevator...

[TheNewbie]

I have to admit that more than once while taking the elevator by myself, the thought crossed my mind. Needless to say, it didn't stop me from doing things I would really hate other people seeing.

I often check how fat/thin I got (shirt up), as well as some dumb faces to the mirror.
What are you up to when you're there all by yourself? I always wondered...

 

[dighn]

What are you up to when you're there all by yourself? I always wondered...

I wait

 

[pyonir]

Absolutely nothing. I do the same thing i do when people are in the elevator with me. Look at the numbers and wait to reach my floor.

 

[pray4mojo]

me waiting.

 

[TheNewbie]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Absolutely nothing. I do the same thing i do when people are in the elevator with me. Look at the numbers and wait to reach my floor.

You obviously have very short rides on the elevator..

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: TheNewbie

Originally posted by: pyonir
Absolutely nothing. I do the same thing i do when people are in the elevator with me. Look at the numbers and wait to reach my floor.

You obviously have very short rides on the elevator..

Doesn't matter. I'd do the same on an elevator going 2 floors or 100 floors.

 

[nageov3t]

the only elevator I use on a regular basis is only a 1-floor elevator. there's not enough time to act like a retard

 

[Auric]

Same as anywhere I've got 30s to spare... crank one out.

 

[sonambulo]

Won't see anything. I usually let the fart I was holding in the lobby rip as soon as I hit the elevator, though...if only they could smell it.

 

[mjh]

Originally posted by: Auric
Same as anywhere I've got 30s to spare... crank one out.

Hahahaha. :laugh:

 

[dug777]

I usually pee all over the buttons.

 

[Parasitic]

Nothing. elevator rides are boring for me and I don't live in a highrise.

 

[pcslookout]

Originally posted by: dug777
I usually pee all over the buttons.

So that is what they do in Australia.

 

[DangerAardvark]

In elevators I'll either check my voice mail or write my name on the wall in feces.

 

[TheNewbie]

Originally posted by: dug777
I usually pee all over the buttons.

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
In elevators I'll either check my voice mail or write my name on the wall in feces.

Are the two of you sure you weren't answering a different question...?! :shocked:

 

[MyThirdEye]

I usually make sure that my fly isn't open.

 

[JulesMaximus]

There are no elevators in my house.

 

[Fritzo]

Fart uncontrolably. I don't know what it is about confined spaces, but it creates gas in me instantly.

 

[Mermaidman]

Occasionally, I'd jump around to rock the lift.

 

[Jhill]

I pretend I am Charlie.

 

[Rubycon]

All of our elevators have cameras. 99% of the time it just shows people going in and out and up and down. That does sound kinky doesn't it? :laugh:

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Fart uncontrolably. I don't know what it is about confined spaces, but it creates gas in me instantly.

Elevators should have ass-level high-powered suction vents.

Or you should start mastering the crop-dusting technique.

 

[1prophet]

Love in an Elevator

 

[imported_Imp]

Using the rear mirrors for various purposes... If I'm at work, I'll probably be giving two fingers to people upstairs. I've done it before and felt "bad" cause I quickly realized there may have been cameras there.

 

[Raduque]

Just before I quit, the building i worked in put card swipey thingies to prevent people from going to floors other then the ones where they work. Every time I got in the elevator and had to swipe my card, I flipped off the card swiper and the roof in a circle just to make sure the cameras, if any, caught it.