Supermarketing.

[dennilfloss]

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mist to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is a scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.....

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

😛

 

[Jeff7]

I guess one might shop elsewhere for condoms and tampons as well.

 

[dennilfloss]

Near the cheese counter. 😉

 

[Jeff7]

In context, that joke unfortunately works on two levels.