super depressed

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

:laugh: x 100

you are my hero.

reference to Simple Plan song? that's the first thing I thought of.

More a reference to that song as the international face of EMO on the internet.

those pansies are from quebec so we had to tolerate them on TV and other media for a while. they're all like 30 years old and sing about societal oppression.

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: AMDUALY
The next worse thing that could happen is you getting flamed on an internet forum, further throwing you deeper into your state of depressionl.

HA!

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: confused1234
im 17 years old
january 5th broke my neck, paralyzed for a day, got a neck fusion, ruined my wrestling career.
came back with 5 weeks left in the track season. barely missed my pr for the 800🙂
6 months later after my surgery before my neck fusion was 100% done i got hit by a car on my bike and flipped over the car, my neck was fine but i couldnt walk for a week after.
last week i got the sickest i have ever been and i literally counted taking a dump 17 times and throwing up another 15 times lost 18 pounds that night.
as a result of taking to many dumps to fast i now got a f@#$ing hemroid on my butthole.

jesus f#$%ing christ i seriously have the worse luck ever

LMAO That made my day :thumbsup:

 

[Alienwho]

Isn't there a YTMDXFRwhatever website with that song? Somebody post it, it's hilarious.

 

[MoPHo]

How could it get worse? This could be the day that some really hot chick is surfing ATOT going 'man...i'm so hot, i'm gonna click a random post and get with the person who started it' only to click on yours and see the info bout the hemmorhoid (sp?) and the dumps. after seeing this she will hook up with someone else.

or you could always go to jail and get butt raped. This seems more likely

 

[Geomagick]

Cheer up dude, you're still alive aren't you.

 

[LordMorpheus]

I think the ATOT emo-phobia has gotten a bit out of hand. I mean, the kid broke his neck, then got nailed by a car, crapped his liver out his ass while he vomited his gall bladder out his mouth, and now he's got a hernia. I mean, that does really really suck. probably harder to go through than most of the random things people complain about here (HID headlights, anyone? of which I am one of the complainers). Cut him some slack.


And to the OP: the people that say you're still in good shape are right. You aren't handicapped and your life is still in front of you. Cheer up.

 

[ViviTheMage]

its cause you wrestle.

at least you are alive 😀

 

[Zolty]

At least this didn't happen to you.

 

[Vegitto]

Your parents could stop loving you. Or something...

:shifteyes;

 

[Siva]

You've still got your penis

Already your life is far better than a eunich's crappy life. I wake up everyday and remind myself of that, it starts me off on the right foot 🙂

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: Siva
You've still got your penis

Already your life is far better than a eunich's crappy life. I wake up everyday and remind myself of that, it starts me off on the right foot 🙂

there's no guarantee that something won't happen...

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Zolty
At least this didn't happen to you.

:laugh:

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: confused1234
as a result of taking to many dumps to fast i now got a f@#$ing hemroid on my butthole.

:camera:s or ban!


j/k

 

[AdamK47]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, the only time I've been to the doctor in the past 12 years was to get my wisdom teeth pulled and I rarely ever get sick.