super depressed

confused1234

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im 17 years old
january 5th broke my neck, paralyzed for a day, got a neck fusion, ruined my wrestling career.
came back with 5 weeks left in the track season. barely missed my pr for the 800:)
6 months later after my surgery before my neck fusion was 100% done i got hit by a car on my bike and flipped over the car, my neck was fine but i couldnt walk for a week after.
last week i got the sickest i have ever been and i literally counted taking a dump 17 times and throwing up another 15 times lost 18 pounds that night.
as a result of taking to many dumps to fast i now got a f@#$ing hemroid on my butthole.

jesus f#$%ing christ i seriously have the worse luck ever

 

Ika

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TMI, thank you very much.

Life's a roller coaster, deal with it.
 

cKGunslinger

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Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
:D

Notice how this thread shows up just moments after MySpace goes down?

Here they come, boys!




edit: superfluous comma
 

BigJ

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How could it get worse?

You could:

1) Still be paralyzed
2) Have brain damage from being hit by the car
3) Still be sick
4) Have two 'roids.
 

confused1234

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LOL that link to bennylong made me laugh some. any btw i dont even have a myspace account high school wrestling not that stupid crap on tv
 

CellarDoor

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Originally posted by: confused1234
im 17 years old
january 5th broke my neck, paralyzed for a day, got a neck fusion, ruined my wrestling career.
came back with 5 weeks left in the track season. barely missed my pr for the 800:)
6 months later after my surgery before my neck fusion was 100% done i got hit by a car on my bike and flipped over the car, my neck was fine but i couldnt walk for a week after.
last week i got the sickest i have ever been and i literally counted taking a dump 17 times and throwing up another 15 times lost 18 pounds that night.
as a result of taking to many dumps to fast i now got a f@#$ing hemroid on my butthole.

jesus f#$%ing christ i seriously have the worse luck ever


Are you paralyzed? Can you still walk? Are you still sick?

Of course, those events sound really unfortunate, and it's terrible that you can't wrestle anymore. However, you should be extremely happy that you made it out of those accidents, without being paralyzed, and still able to walk.

There are millions of people in this world that have it worse than you do. It's not so bad, enjoy what you have.

Edit: or shens
 

NaOH

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The next worse thing that could happen is you getting flamed on an internet forum, further throwing you deeper into your state of depressionl.
 

Ika

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Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
:laugh: x 100

you are my hero.

reference to Simple Plan song? that's the first thing I thought of.

More a reference to that song as the international face of EMO on the internet.

i know. i remember watching the music video once.