Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[ ] AOLer
[ ] Botter
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[X] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Other: __________
You Are Being Flamed Because
[X] REPOST
[ ] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
[ ] You posted a Release Date thread
[ ] You posted a How Many? thread
[ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[ ] You posted a System Specifications thread
[ ] You posted a (InsertRandomFPS) vs UT
[ ] You posted a accusation with no proof
[ ] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[ ] You posted a me > u thread
[ ] You posted a GG (randomclan) thread after beating them
[X] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[X] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] Your parents are related
[ ] You and your wife are related
[ ] You dated my sister
[ ] You dated my brother
[X] You made love to my dog
In Punishment, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[X] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[X] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] Watch back to back Cheers episodes
[X] Eat my ass
[X] Grind a rail on your sack
[ ] All of the above
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Me > u
[ ] 1 R 1337
[ ] Pwned
[ ] GG no re
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[X] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[X] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] STFU botter
[ ] All of the above