I'll just type the cliffs, since the story is pretty much 'meh' anyway.
1) woke up
2) did some work, had 2 fax some insurance documents from my home office
3) when faxing, had to drag my fax machine onto my desk to reach the phone jack. put it back when done.
4) ran an errand, went to go to lunch, can't find wallet
5) tear apart home office in a panic (I get really flustered when I can't find my stuff). I mean, my home, car, and office are complete mess right now.
6) resign after 2 hours, call and cancel credit card, debit card
7) call local police department to report lost driver license, tell me I have to fill out a form
8) I ask if they can fax it to me
9) when I move my fax machine, i realize that my Bosca wallet with magnetic money clip had previously fastened itself to the metal bottom of the fax machine.
10) profit?
I'm not sure if this is funny or not, but I feel owned by magnetism.
