Suicide or Clintoned?

nOOky

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Pretty sure Hillary does all of the wet work herself, Bill is usually parked across the street running surveillance. I hear they have those new bone conduction molar implants which allow them to hear each other without anyone close to them being able to eavesdrop. Hillary prefers to make it look accidental via a nerve agent hair gel or door knob toxin. Bill likes to make the subject watch videos of Hillary and himself performing oral sex on each other, the poor bastards usually do kill themselves after that.
 
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VRAMdemon

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Yawn ... These people need new material.

This Clinton narrative has been going on for decades. They try to claim any person with even the most tenuous connection to the Clintons that dies was killed by them.
 

sactoking

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It couldn't have been the Clintons. They were inside the ropes the whole time. Also, they were invited there. Plus it was Antifa posing as the Clintons. For those reasons plus more it by definition wasn't the Clintons and there is no point investigating the matter further.
 
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fskimospy

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Yawn ... These people need new material.

This Clinton narrative has been going on for decades. They try to claim any person with even the most tenuous connection to the Clintons that dies was killed by them.
It's weird how a significant number of people have decided the Clintons are a group of globe trotting serial killers based on nothing and they expect us to act like thinking that is not utterly insane.

Like the OP's entire thought process here is that someone who wrote something bad about the Clintons killed himself, therefore it seems plausible that they had him murdered. Like... what?
 

Pohemi

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I hear they have those new bone conduction molar implants which allow them to hear each other without anyone close to them being able to eavesdrop.
Nah, those are yesteryear. They upgraded to Elon's neural-link tech now, so there's no need for even sub-vocalizing. Now they can just think to communicate, but Hillary is constantly yelling at Bill for thinking about other women. And McDonald's fries.
 

hal2kilo

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Nah, those are yesteryear. They upgraded to Elon's neural-link tech now, so there's no need for even sub-vocalizing. Now they can just think to communicate, but Hillary is constantly yelling at Bill for thinking about other women. And McDonald's fries.
Got grokking down to perfection, huh?
 
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nakedfrog

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So... what exactly would be the benefit to bumping the person off now, in 2021?
 

tweaker2

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Based on his post history, I'm thinking the OP is 'jus jerk'in chains and pull'in legs. OR, the Q's are holding his family and his beloved pet rhinoceros hostage and well, you know the rest...... Either way, I'm not buying into any of that seeing as if I know fer shur that rhino's don't make good house pets.
 
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Dunno, but this is number 17 or 18 over the years. Coincidence?
Wait. so 17 or 18 people that they have had some sort of interaction with in their lives have died in the course of the 25 years since Clinton first took office?

The hell you say.

Seriously, you sounds absolutely deranged pushing this nonsense. Get some help.
 
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pmv

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Pretty sure Hillary does all of the wet work herself, Bill is usually parked across the street running surveillance. I hear they have those new bone conduction molar implants which allow them to hear each other without anyone close to them being able to eavesdrop. Hillary prefers to make it look accidental via a nerve agent hair gel or door knob toxin. Bill likes to make the subject watch videos of Hillary and himself performing oral sex on each other, the poor bastards usually do kill themselves after that.

Reminds me of the stories I've heard that Diana was pursued into that tunnel by a little old lady on a motorbike, wearing an oversized bejewelled and gilded hat in place of a crash-helmet, accompanied by an old dude in a side-car who was overheard muttering "terminate her", into a walkie-talkie.
 

pmv

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It's an important and popular fact that she's a lesbian, so she doesn't really care about his dalliances.

I reckon the final twist is she's gonna frame him for all her murders. Like that movie Jagged Edge (if I remember the storyline correctly) .
 
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tweaker2

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It's an important and popular fact that she's a lesbian, so she doesn't really care about his dalliances.

Au contraire Mon Ami, both of them are trolling from the same boudoir seeing as if Bill is also lesbian but in a man's body. ;)