suicide guy on the Bay Bridge.

[Yax]

Its 9:45 pm now in Cali, is that guy on the bay bridge trying to commit suicide still there? Last I heard, he was on that bridge since 11:00am this morning. My last update was that he was holding up a ton of traffic and that was at 7:30pm when I was on my way home.

BTW, I was going the opposite way and I feel sorry for all those on the other side of the freeway. The jam was like 3 cities long.

Update anyone?

 

[bradruth]

Just walk over & give him a friendly push. That'll end the traffic jam.

 

[Kermy]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/news/archive/2004/04/02/state2314EST0197.DTL

 

[sillymofo]

I visited SF last two two weeks ago, and can't fcuking stand traffic on that Bay Bridge, if this has happened while I were there, I would have done what bradruth suggested.

 

[Ikonomi]

They should float a cargo ship filled with pillows underneath him.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Its 9:45 pm now in Cali, is that guy on the bay bridge trying to commit suicide still there? Last I heard, he was on that bridge since 11:00am this morning. My last update was that he was holding up a ton of traffic and that was at 7:30pm when I was on my way home.

BTW, I was going the opposite way and I feel sorry for all those on the other side of the freeway. The jam was like 3 cities long.

Update anyone?

If he's been trying that long and hasn't succeeded, he's obviously incompetent.

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: bradruth
Just walk over & give him a friendly push. That'll end the traffic jam.

Some cop you are.

:|

 

[iwearnosox]

It's actually me, I'm still up here. I'm typing this from my cell phone.

Hi Mom!

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: Sifl
It's actually me, I'm still up here. I'm typing this from my cell phone.

Hi Mom!

Well get your arse off already, people are trying to get home to their families.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01

Originally posted by: bradruth
Just walk over & give him a friendly push. That'll end the traffic jam.

Some cop you are.

:|

It's my personal opinion that if someone wants to die they should go ahead and do it, rather than just complicate other people's lives. I will not let my personal opinion effect my work performance.

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01

Originally posted by: bradruth
Just walk over & give him a friendly push. That'll end the traffic jam.

Some cop you are.

:|

It's my personal opinion that if someone wants to die they should go ahead and do it, rather than just complicate other people's lives. I will not let my personal opinion bias my work performance.

Sure, you just want to encourage someone to go push him off so you can arrest that person and look like a hero.

 

[iwearnosox]

This is an effort to disrupt our economy by the newer, softer Al Qaeda.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01

Originally posted by: bradruth
Just walk over & give him a friendly push. That'll end the traffic jam.

Some cop you are.

:|

It's my personal opinion that if someone wants to die they should go ahead and do it, rather than just complicate other people's lives. I will not let my personal opinion bias my work performance.

Sure, you just want to encourage someone to go push him off so you can arrest that person and look like a hero.

Hahaha, yeah that'd be a great idea.

 

[Kadarin]

That guy has wasted too much of too many people's time. He needs to jump already.

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01

Originally posted by: bradruth
Just walk over & give him a friendly push. That'll end the traffic jam.

Some cop you are.

:|

It's my personal opinion that if someone wants to die they should go ahead and do it, rather than just complicate other people's lives. I will not let my personal opinion bias my work performance.

Sure, you just want to encourage someone to go push him off so you can arrest that person and look like a hero.

Hahaha, yeah that'd be a great idea.

 

[Pepsi90919]

it's midnight in san francisco,
and i'm waiting here for jesus on my knees;
in august and everything after,
i want somebody else to bleed for me.

 

[Yax]

I was going eastbound across the San Mateo bridge and noticed that the westbound side was jammed. Then on 880 North, I noticed that 880 South was jammed, Then on 580 East, I noticed that 580 W was jammed. Then on the traffic report, they mentioned the guy.

580 E was jammed all the way into Pleasanton. From Treasure Island to Pleasanton is a long way too.

Just sad.

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: Sifl
It's actually me, I'm still up here. I'm typing this from my cell phone.

Hi Mom!

Honey, this is your mother.

Hi son!

Do the family a favor and get it over with, you worthless piece of crap. All you've ever done is leech off the family, and that's why you gave your father an ulcer. I should have had the abortion when I had the chance. And what's with the hat? Do you think you're "cool" with that floppy turd on your head?

Christ, all the special schools that we paid good money to have you in, and you go and get kicked out of each and every one of them.

And another thing. You don't respect anyone's things. You treat my things like garbage.

Why can't we have nice things?

Here's a little secret that should push you over the edge: I met your father when I was 2 months pregnant with you. How's that?

I'm sick of replying to you via the forums. Text message my phone, dammit!

I officially am disowning you as my son right now.

Die now.

 

[Yax]

Maybe he's trying to out do that UWM Chick.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Attention whore ++ If you must kill yourself, go do it in private in a place where you wont inconvenience others.

 

[TechnoKid]

they should make him drink a red bull...that way, it he does jump...........










j/k but yeah this is a bad and sad situation.

 

[fr]

I wonder what kinds of things drivers are screaming out their window when they pass by.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: Sifl
It's actually me, I'm still up here. I'm typing this from my cell phone.

Hi Mom!

Honey, this is your mother.

Hi son!

Do the family a favor and get it over with, you worthless piece of crap. All you've ever done is leech off the family, and that's why you gave your father an ulcer. I should have had the abortion when I had the chance. And what's with the hat? Do you think you're "cool" with that floppy turd on your head?

Christ, all the special schools that we paid good money to have you in, and you go and get kicked out of each and every one of them.

And another thing. You don't respect anyone's things. You treat my things like garbage.

Why can't we have nice things?

Here's a little secret that should push you over the edge: I met your father when I was 2 months pregnant with you. How's that?

I'm sick of replying to you via the forums. Text message my phone, dammit!

I officially am disowning you as my son right now.

Die now.

I still won't have sex with you. Stop putting roofies in the lasagna!

 

[shimsham]

he needs to sh!t or get off the pot.

 

[Nocturnal]

Damn this happend about a month ago here. They ended up closing the freeways down. Big traffic mess.