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let me get this right, the kid is getting horny and you want to take away his only relief? do you think he just magically won't think about it if he doesn't see any pr0n?
 
Originally posted by: kleinesarschloch
let me get this right, the kid is getting horny and you want to take away his only relief? do you think he just magically won't think about it if he doesn't see any pr0n?
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They'll allow him to have his porn back after he starts humping trees, furniture, guests, neighbor pets, etc......
 
better he gets his 'fixes' at home than somewhere else i say...
if he wants pron...he'll get it somewhere.
 
Originally posted by: BillGates
Originally posted by: kleinesarschloch
let me get this right, the kid is getting horny and you want to take away his only relief? do you think he just magically won't think about it if he doesn't see any pr0n?
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They'll allow him to have his porn back after he starts humping trees, furniture, guests, neighbor pets, etc......
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You cannot expect a common-sense, sensible, rational approach to this problem from parents who are rabidly anti-pr0n. To such parents, rotten dot com is perfectly acceptable whereas God help the poor kid if he even gets a glimpse of a nipple. Sex is evil, I tell you, evil. It could lead to dancing..
 
Originally posted by: BillGates
Originally posted by: kleinesarschloch
let me get this right, the kid is getting horny and you want to take away his only relief? do you think he just magically won't think about it if he doesn't see any pr0n?
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They'll allow him to have his porn back after he starts humping trees, furniture, guests, neighbor pets, etc......
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You mean to tell me that the only thing you guys can masturbate to is pr0n?
 
Win2k so time limited logons, only allow certain hours of browsing. Then use a BIOS password. Put a lock on the case so he can't open it.
 
When I was a kid my imagination was all I had to fall back on, none of this new fangled internet stuff. I think he'll survive. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: BatmanNate
When I was a kid my imagination was all I had to fall back on, none of this new fangled internet stuff. I think he'll survive. 🙂
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you were a kid like what? 2 weeks ago?

and stop following me
 
Originally posted by: pulse8
Originally posted by: BillGates
Originally posted by: kleinesarschloch
let me get this right, the kid is getting horny and you want to take away his only relief? do you think he just magically won't think about it if he doesn't see any pr0n?
Click to expand...

They'll allow him to have his porn back after he starts humping trees, furniture, guests, neighbor pets, etc......
Click to expand...

You mean to tell me that the only thing you guys can masturbate to is pr0n?
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Well, if we get really desperate, I guess we could always turn to the old fashioned ways. You know, the SI swimsuit edition, the Blousant infomercial that airs during the down time on TV, the lingerie ads in the Sears catalog... I would throw in that we could get a real girl, but hey, what are the odds of that? 😀
 
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