Subway to Tessellate yo Cheese!

[Locut0s]

http://consumerist.com/2010/06/this...ly-will-start-tessellating-cheese-july-1.html

 

[Crono]

I can tesser my cheese, so I am not that impressed.

 

[BoomerD]

Of all the silly things for people to get worked up about...this is one of the silliest.

 

[OCGuy]

Let me know when they get real meat.

 

[eldorado99]

I dunno meng, they've been doing that at the Subway here for years.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

I almost feel sorry for that guy. It's as if he was waiting his whole life for this, as if his entire existence is now validated by the tessellation of cheese in Subway subs, and his reporting thereof.

 

[ahenkel]

Thank god I've been praying like hell this would happen. I knew some day my life would be blessed. No more cheeseless gaps in my sandwich.

 

[Locut0s]

Of all the silly things for people to get worked up about...this is one of the silliest.

Agreed, that's why I posted it.

 

[Eli]

What does this mean?!?!?

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

good news for the fatties and nerds.

 

[Ika]

sounds like this comic is necessary for this thread.

 

[Miramonti]

Tessellate is far too sophisticated of a word to be associated with Subway.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Now their cheese looks like the interlocking teeth of a foul demon hell spawn.




Awesome.

 

[zebano]

I heard this story on NPR of all places. Do they really have nothing better to report?

 

[darkxshade]

How many millions is this gonna cost Subway to retrain their employees?

 

[WraithETC]

Jimmy johns

 

[Miramonti]

How many millions is this gonna cost Subway to retrain their employees?

And the cost of finding and hiring new employees after many can't handle the transition to tessellation, and as a result are add to the current unemployment ranks. And what's our current nat'l debt at? Holy cr@p, the economic toll to this could be staggering. Personally I don't think this is something our grandchildren should pay for. It just makes us more vulnerable to terrorist attacks!

 

[yankeesfan]

I've always thought that the reason that they did not tessellate the cheese was to entice people to buy extra cheese.

The reason why they decided to change now is because of the publicity.

 

[ElFenix]

i wish they'd stop smashing the bread every time they make a sandwich.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Let me know when they get real meat.

define real meat

 

[deadlyapp]

define real meat

:sneaky:

 

[Eli]

srsly? see article. how did u become a mod?

lol, get your sarcasm meter checked.

Damn VB. Originally, that was all in caps. Didn't notice that it corrected it. That would have conveyed the sarcasm better.

Anyway, all the Subway's I've ever been to already do the cheese like this. I've never had a sammich where the cheese triangles are all facing the same way.

 

[KeithTalent]

Who gives a crap, will not make it taste any better.

KT

 

[PieIsAwesome]

Mmmmm, DirectX 11 hardware-tessellated cheese.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Someone needs to create a new account and name it "Isosceles Cheese" :awe: