Substitute teachers...

eyor

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What was the weirdest substitute teacher you ever had?

I remember one guy who was always telling weird stories and bringing tomahawks and stuff in.

He had all kinds of weapons and instruments and stuff that was native american(a bead tie) that he had made out of dead animals and he used it to try to scare kids. He got in trouble for it. lol.

The guy was like 90 and had the weirdest stories. He told about one time during the war when he saw the only living giant squid anyone has ever seen and he had to fight it off the ship. No one else saw, of course, because it was night time.

There were other stories about the war, like when he had to swim through barracuda infested waters. And he was dead serious.
He even had a huge(2 foot long) crack pipe that had feathers and stuff all over it he liked to show off.
weird.
 

UG

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Oct 9, 1999
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<...What was the weirdest substitute teacher you ever had?..>

Me.

I did a brief, one year stint as a substitute teacher: 3rd and 6th grades.

Had they known... ;)

(No children were harmed or abused in the making of this anecdote.)
 

Bignate603

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I had one guy from India in like 8th grade. He got made and whacked a kid across the face. The kid deserved it but the guy was told never to come back.

We had this one guy named Mr. Rossi otherwise known as &quot;Hardbody.&quot; He was well built, enjoyed being a substitute and had no ambition to ever do anything else. During the winter he would drive down to Duke college to just &quot;Hang Out&quot; and would stay till spring.
 

The Wildcard

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I had this substitute teacher in the 6th grade that was sowing his pants behind the podium and desk. lol.....