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Stupidity of today...

M

MrFanel

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This has happened today at a Toyota Dealership; I told it first to my buddy, and now am too lazy to retype soo...

Me: accomplishment of today -
Me: caused a toyota salesman get fired
Mike: ?
Me: i went to the honda dealership today to check out the honda fit
Me: considering getting it whenever my car dies
Me: so just went to check it out and what not
Me: and across the street is the toyota dealership
Me: so i went there too to go check the new toyota yaris
Me: all smallass cars
Me: 40 mpg etc etc
Me: so after i was done with that went to go see their used car section
Me: and then hilarity ensured
Mike: yea?
Me: so there are TWO scion TC's
Me: identical cars
Me: except one is brand spankin new
Me: and one is 2 years old and used
Me: and has 20K miles on it
Me: otherwise they are identical cars
Me: so the new scion has a price tag of 17K
Me: this salesman comes up to me and asks me what i want and stuf
Me: fi show him the used tc an dask for the price
Mike: ya
Me: he goes "20 thousand"
Me: i double back
Mike: 😵
Me: "excuse me? 20?"
Me: "yes 20 thousand"
Me: "on this 2 year old used 20K mlie tC?"
Me: "yes"
Me: "but this new one costs 17K and is brand spankin new"
Me: "..."
Me: "and this used one is 20K?"
Me: "yes"
Me: "..."
Mike: haha
Me: "... how much is that 4 year old mini cooper with 30K miles?"
Me: the guy goes "26"
Me: "?!?!?!?! THE BASE MODEL IS 26 GRAND?!~"
Me: he goes "yes"
Me: i ask him about a scion xB
Me: he goes "18"
Me: "sir, I BOUGHT A NEW SCION XB FROM HERE FOR 14, AND YOU SAYIN THIS USED 30 THOUSAND MILE ONE IS 18 THOUSAND DOLLARS?"
Me: he looks at me and goes "yes"
Mike: 😀
Me: I go "can i talk to your manager please?"
Mike: that's hilarious
Me: he goes "what?"
Me: "your manager, the guy who gives you your paychecks. can i talk to him?"
Me: he goes "why?"
Me: "BECAUSE I ****** WANT
Mike: seriously, none of your ****** business pal...if you cant figure it out, I aint gonna tell ya
Me: TO COMPLAIN YOU ASSBAG":
Me: so his manager was passing by thre lot
Me: comes to us
Me: and goes "what is going on?"
Me: i edxplain to the manager whats happening while the other dude is trying to interrupt me and the manager just shush's him and keeps listenin to me
Me: the next is hilarious
Me: the manager turns to the sales guy
Me: takes his glasses off
Me: gives him a hard hard hard look
Me: and goes "you dingbad, go home and do not come back."
Mike: 😀
Me: the look on the salesman's face was just priceless
Mike: hah
Me: he opened his mouth
Mike: how old was the salesman?
Me: gaped like a fish for a few minutes
Me: like in his late 40's
Mike: oi
Me: i know
Mike: I figured it'd be a guy in his early 20's
Me: that was the most surprising thing ever
Me: seriously
Mike: a guy that old should know better
Me: i am like "whatev" - leave
Mike: that's pretty funny when a salesman has no idea what he's talking about
Me: yeah i mean i saw stuff from other salesmen that just made me go "...?!"
Me: but this was just new
Me: i mena
Mike: seriously
Me: holy ****** it was unbelievable
 
Your recap of the events almost seems stupid. I say almost, because I have yet to decipher fully any coherent train of events to make an adequate judgement.
 
im not going to lie to you. i did not understand a word of that verbal diarrhea you decided to write in the original post. so im just going to back out of this thread and pretend that i never clicked in here, because that was 50 seconds of my life that i will more than likely never ever get back.
 
Dear god, what are you even trying to say? All that I could decipher was in your topic summary

Way to go, you got this guy fired for no reason
 
Cliffs:
- Salesman randomly pulls prices out of his ass - prices that are astronomically higher than what is obviously the case.
- OP tells manager what Salesman said re: prices.
- Salesman gets canned (supposedly).

Right?
 
Granted it's not the most easiest dialogue to read, but you people lack some serious reading comprehension if you don't get what he's story is about.

1. OP goes to dealership.
2. sees two identical Scion tC, one brand new with sticker price of $17K, and other two years old with 20,000 miles.
3. OP asks salesman how much the used tC is. The dumbass dealer says 20K- more expensive than a brand new tC.
4. OP is like WTF, complains to manager
5. Manager fires the bogus salesman.
6. OP gets off from yet again fulfilling a day as a sadistic bastard. 😉
 
I've seen dealers try to sell 2 years old cars with 20-30k miles on them for about the same price as new but never for more than new lmao
 
Originally posted by: Buck Naked
I bet he still works there...
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Could be a plot by the manager to get goodwill from customers; show that he's willing to fire dumbasses on the spot and the customer will think he runs a tight ship.


6 months later, they're getting raped on repair costs.
 
Originally posted by: middlehead
Originally posted by: Buck Naked
I bet he still works there...
Click to expand...
Could be a plot by the manager to get goodwill from customers; show that he's willing to fire dumbasses on the spot and the customer will think he runs a tight ship.


6 months later, they're getting raped on repair costs.
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maybe.
I was thinking more along the lines of the manager trying to calm down/get rid of an irate customer.
 
Seriously, it wasn't that hard to read.

That said... I don't really see what satisfaction you garnered from getting this guy fired. What you should have done is threatened to get him fired and then get an awesome price on the car of your choosing. That's what a smart, yet compassionate, person would have done.

Instead... dude, you're a cock. It's going to be damn near impossible for this guy to find another job. If you would've put the fear of God into him, it's more than likely that he wouldn't have done it anymore. Instead, he's going to be eating dog food for the next 6 months.

You're cool.
 
I don't understand why you are so happy for getting the dude fired, if this is the one accomplishment you are so proud of, you should really get a life. There are many stupid people and uncompetent people in this world, most of them are already miserable, it's not your job to make it worse. Sir, by posting this you end us being as stupid as that car sales man (not to mention that you just had to copy and paste your aim chat) :disgust:

Regards

ng
 
Wow OP you are a tool for lack of some better words that can not be used on this forum. So much to say, so I will do it in a way you can understand.

Me: he was like in his late 40's why you go get that
Me: fired?
You: Tool I am yes
Me: made this up proabably was
You: Yes I'ma toll
Me: meant tool
You: yes
Me: ahah also if real truth
Me: he prob didnt get fired
You: ...
 
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