Well, yesterday at school (senior) a girl muffed me on my forehead. (muffing is pushing with open hand) Well, I pushed the ****** out of her over some desks and she fell backwards. (I am ROFL'n right now as I think about it.)
Ok, here is how this happened:
I was placed in a filler class called child care since it is my senior year and I have more than enough credits to graduate anyway. Once I get in there, I immediately noticed a Mobile Estate aborigine. She thought she was cool and what not. I didn't really say anything to her for a while as she seemed she was not even CLOSE to my level of intelligence and seemed like she didn't care about school anyway.
One day I was cracking a joke with another student, well I guess she was offended (your mom joke or some ****** while teacher was out of room, damned teachers). Well, anyway, she came over to me and started doing some kind of windmilling move. (where they just flail their arms (girl way of punching)) It didn't hurt so I kind of blew it off since I don't hit girls unless I am seriously threatened. (has to be some big ass bitch since I am a muscular guy)
Fast forward about a week, she is trying to crack a joke on me so I call her trailer trash ass. Then she gets in my face acting like she is some sort of uber pr0 UFC fighter. She then proceeds to muff me. After that I sort of snapped and pushed her ass over some desks. (of course me being muscular and her being some skinny ugly ass chick)
Well, nothing really happened.
Then, today during lunch some lady (I guess subbing for the dean), disturbs me while I am eating and says: "your coming with me", I am like "wth for?", she says "physical confrontation". I am guessing the teacher, who has been replaced 5 times since the beginning of school with differing substitutes and what not, wrote a referral.
Anyway, the substituting dean says, " Your suspended for rest of today and 2 more days."
What sucks is tomorrow is suppose to be start of Easter break, so I will have to think about this ****** for the whole "vacation" and be suspended 2 days after break.
This is what also sucked: She asked, "What is your mom's phone number?" I said she doesn't have her cell phone with her. She said then, "Quit playing games with me!" I said, "Wow you guys are lame." Then she said some other crap that I didn't want to listen about me lying and I said "Why would I lie? I can prove that she is not there." So she calls the cell phone which is busy of course....
SALTY....
So then I am suspended so I have to leave school and I say, "I don't have any transportation, I was suppose to get a ride today." She said "You can ride the bus." I said, "I don't have any cash to spend on bus fare." She said, "Then walk." I said, " I didn't bring my coat today and it is super cold outside." Well anyway she didn't really follow procedures so I asked the other dean and he gave me a one-day bus pass.
Well, the ride home stunk. It smelled like 20,000 demons in that bus.
Moral of the Story IS: People have fuc*** the rules of school so bad that me, High Honor Roll Student, gets suspended for fuc**tards disturbing my education.
Ok, here is how this happened:
I was placed in a filler class called child care since it is my senior year and I have more than enough credits to graduate anyway. Once I get in there, I immediately noticed a Mobile Estate aborigine. She thought she was cool and what not. I didn't really say anything to her for a while as she seemed she was not even CLOSE to my level of intelligence and seemed like she didn't care about school anyway.
One day I was cracking a joke with another student, well I guess she was offended (your mom joke or some ****** while teacher was out of room, damned teachers). Well, anyway, she came over to me and started doing some kind of windmilling move. (where they just flail their arms (girl way of punching)) It didn't hurt so I kind of blew it off since I don't hit girls unless I am seriously threatened. (has to be some big ass bitch since I am a muscular guy)
Fast forward about a week, she is trying to crack a joke on me so I call her trailer trash ass. Then she gets in my face acting like she is some sort of uber pr0 UFC fighter. She then proceeds to muff me. After that I sort of snapped and pushed her ass over some desks. (of course me being muscular and her being some skinny ugly ass chick)
Well, nothing really happened.
Then, today during lunch some lady (I guess subbing for the dean), disturbs me while I am eating and says: "your coming with me", I am like "wth for?", she says "physical confrontation". I am guessing the teacher, who has been replaced 5 times since the beginning of school with differing substitutes and what not, wrote a referral.
Anyway, the substituting dean says, " Your suspended for rest of today and 2 more days."
What sucks is tomorrow is suppose to be start of Easter break, so I will have to think about this ****** for the whole "vacation" and be suspended 2 days after break.
This is what also sucked: She asked, "What is your mom's phone number?" I said she doesn't have her cell phone with her. She said then, "Quit playing games with me!" I said, "Wow you guys are lame." Then she said some other crap that I didn't want to listen about me lying and I said "Why would I lie? I can prove that she is not there." So she calls the cell phone which is busy of course....
SALTY....
So then I am suspended so I have to leave school and I say, "I don't have any transportation, I was suppose to get a ride today." She said "You can ride the bus." I said, "I don't have any cash to spend on bus fare." She said, "Then walk." I said, " I didn't bring my coat today and it is super cold outside." Well anyway she didn't really follow procedures so I asked the other dean and he gave me a one-day bus pass.
Well, the ride home stunk. It smelled like 20,000 demons in that bus.
Moral of the Story IS: People have fuc*** the rules of school so bad that me, High Honor Roll Student, gets suspended for fuc**tards disturbing my education.
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