Guy: smoke some weed? u are so dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smoke it yourself and see what happens to you in a month or whatever, (i dont know if it affects u immediately or whatever) ! you die stupid..........
Stupidest thing you ever heard?
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UglyCasanova
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Chaotic42
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Caller to our little radio station: Is Dr. Laura there?
Me: I'm sorry?
Caller: Is Dr. Laura, like, there?
Me: Dr. Laura?
Called: It like says in the phone book, that I can like, talk to Dr Laura or ABC Sports or BNL Football or ESPN at this number.
Me: Dr. Laura is a syndicated program that we carry. It's transmitted by satellite from out of state.
Caller: So, she's like, not there?
Stupid, stupid people....
Me: I'm sorry?
Caller: Is Dr. Laura, like, there?
Me: Dr. Laura?
Called: It like says in the phone book, that I can like, talk to Dr Laura or ABC Sports or BNL Football or ESPN at this number.
Me: Dr. Laura is a syndicated program that we carry. It's transmitted by satellite from out of state.
Caller: So, she's like, not there?
Stupid, stupid people....
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Caller to our little radio station: Is Dr. Laura there?
Me: I'm sorry?
Caller: Is Dr. Laura, like, there?
Me: Dr. Laura?
Called: It like says in the phone book, that I can like, talk to Dr Laura or ABC Sports or BNL Football or ESPN at this number.
Me: Dr. Laura is a syndicated program that we carry. It's transmitted by satellite from out of state.
Caller: So, she's like, not there?
Stupid, stupid people....
Makes one wonder how they dress themselves and drive to work every day, doesn't it?
Chaotic42
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Ok, I've got a new one.
Some jackass just called me, asking what the score for a highschool football game in Indianapolis was. So, I check the AP wire for him. There's nothing there.
I tell him this, and he tells me that he needs to know before he goes to sleep. I tell him that we wouldn't have the score for that, since we aren't really anywhere near Indianapolis.
He says that Bob Lovell, the host of a state wide show that we run, knew the score. I tell him that Bob is in Indianapolis, not here. He asks why I didn't listen to the show. I told him that the show aired before my shift.
He wasn't pleased with that. He said that he was spending $2/min to call here. That dumbfounded me. I tell him that the AP wire might have the score in a few hours. He was not pleased with that either.
I'm patient with ignorant people, but *stupid* people I can't handle. He asks "Is this ___" and goes down the list of employees that work here. I'm none of the people he listed, so he asked "Well who is this?".
That pissed me off. I told him that he could call Network Indiana if it would make him feel better. I went to get the number, and he hung up.
Here are the key points:
1. Don't call a radio station in a town of 10,000 for a high school football score for a city 90 miles away, after our local teams got creamed in the first round of the play offs
2. Don't call long distance for a score. Call locally, any other station could have given him the same phone conversation for a hell of a lot less.
3. Don't piss off people that are trying to help you find information that has nothing to do with their job.
4. Radio personalities aren't Santa Claus. They don't go to every radio station and do a special show just for you. Most things aren't locally broadcast.
Maybe it was a prank. He knew everyone that worked here.
Some jackass just called me, asking what the score for a highschool football game in Indianapolis was. So, I check the AP wire for him. There's nothing there.
I tell him this, and he tells me that he needs to know before he goes to sleep. I tell him that we wouldn't have the score for that, since we aren't really anywhere near Indianapolis.
He says that Bob Lovell, the host of a state wide show that we run, knew the score. I tell him that Bob is in Indianapolis, not here. He asks why I didn't listen to the show. I told him that the show aired before my shift.
He wasn't pleased with that. He said that he was spending $2/min to call here. That dumbfounded me. I tell him that the AP wire might have the score in a few hours. He was not pleased with that either.
I'm patient with ignorant people, but *stupid* people I can't handle. He asks "Is this ___" and goes down the list of employees that work here. I'm none of the people he listed, so he asked "Well who is this?".
That pissed me off. I told him that he could call Network Indiana if it would make him feel better. I went to get the number, and he hung up.
Here are the key points:
1. Don't call a radio station in a town of 10,000 for a high school football score for a city 90 miles away, after our local teams got creamed in the first round of the play offs
2. Don't call long distance for a score. Call locally, any other station could have given him the same phone conversation for a hell of a lot less.
3. Don't piss off people that are trying to help you find information that has nothing to do with their job.
4. Radio personalities aren't Santa Claus. They don't go to every radio station and do a special show just for you. Most things aren't locally broadcast.
Maybe it was a prank. He knew everyone that worked here.
Back in junior high during summer school about 10 yrs ago:
PE teacher: (teases the girl)
Girl: Dont tease me! I am not unsmart!!
PE teacher: (teases the girl)
Girl: Dont tease me! I am not unsmart!!
My little brother..."Yeah, I know how to make babies. You put your dink in a girls belly-button and take a pee."
also the other day, when my friend made fun of ME for saying "comedic". he said "is that even a word?" and laughed.
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