Stupidest thing you ever did as a kid?

[TurtleCrusher]

This is why you are on ignore.

But I'm not. You see my posts.

Busted

 

[John Connor]

I only viewed it because I thought you actually had a story, but nope, same stupid ass shit. For the most part I don't even click view post on those in my ignore list.

 

[Thebobo]

yea that would kind of defeat the point of them being on ignore

 

[Brian Stirling]

Yet another time we were hanging down at the local strip mall grocery store Clerks style and were bored. There was a shopping cart there so we started throwing rocks into it and since its that wire mesh thing we needed larger rocks or they'd fall out. Well a time later and the cart was full with rocks and if I had to guess it might have had over 500 pounds of rocks in it.

OK, now that the cart was full we pushed it and the blacktop must have been ever so slightly pitched away from us because the cart kind of lopped away from us at maybe 1mph. It just kept going and going and never more than a couple mph. Then it reached the entrance/exit ramp, took a left turn, and headed straight across a busy highway. There was a horrific screeching of tires but we didn't hang around to see what happened.

How I escaped my youth without either being killed or going to jail I do not know.


Brian

 

[Thebobo]

How I escaped my youth without either being killed or going to jail I do not know.

Brian

I suspect many feel the same way. I just shake my head at the stupid stuff I did and I was a wussy compared to my friends. Some of it embarrassing some of it funny and some of it appalling. But we made it through and some graduated to adulthood! While others fell.

 

[randay]

I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theatre, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then, then I made a noise like this. Huagh. Huagh. Huagh. Huaaah! And, and then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then, then then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick, and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.